little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
O.K. Before we start and DK wants to see my Party Card , let's have it right; I have NEVER held a Dinner Party . Highly unlikely that I ever will .
Still , I'm still a classy sumbeyatch , AND as the Geezer who sits next to me - from Derby , WAS on Come Dine With Me , the other day . I near fell over !!! You KNOW he's getting it this Season .
Anyway , they reckon you can tell a lot about someone through his friends , and I'm sure someone once said something about one's Dinner Guests , but I just didn't know one .
Thus , here are mine ; 8 . I've got a BIG table ;
Winston Spencer Churchill ; Simply the Greatest Ever Englishman .
Oscar Wilde ; Witty Sumbeyatch .
Alan Turing ; Clever Sumbeyatch .
Alan James Ball Jnr ; ' My Hero . Also BOSS Raconteur .
Nelson Mandela ; Dude .
Ingrid Bergman ; Hottyness .
Noel Coward ; Another Witty/Clever Sumbeyatch .
( Had to not open the door to ; Muhammed Ali ; Marilyn Munroe - shame ; J.D. Salinger ; Sir Ian Terence Botham ; Tommy Cooper ; Stephen Poliakoff ; Robert Capa ; Ms. Anna Frank ; Ava Gardner ; Brian Jones ; Natalie Wood ; ( Sir ) Geoffrey Boycott ; ( Sir ) Brian Clough ; etc , etc , ...
Was gonna go with some Old-Time heads , Gallileo , Bill Shakey an' that , but the convo' would be slack . References , see ??? Wilde would just about pull through , 'cause he's Oscar , basically . Ditto , Coward , but I veered from the Ancients because of it .)
O.K. Political reservations aside , ...Let's hear them .,....
Oh , and 7 Porn Stars DO NOT COUNT . Just in case we have any wags - not THAT type ; in da' Howwwwwse .
Dials ;....
" Hello . Johnny ??? 7 Times Fish Suppers lad , and 4 bottles of Cream Soda Lemo' . ...What ??? Yeah , it's a 21st , lad - mouths , " Smart Arse " , down the phone , ...
Still , I'm still a classy sumbeyatch , AND as the Geezer who sits next to me - from Derby , WAS on Come Dine With Me , the other day . I near fell over !!! You KNOW he's getting it this Season .
Anyway , they reckon you can tell a lot about someone through his friends , and I'm sure someone once said something about one's Dinner Guests , but I just didn't know one .
Thus , here are mine ; 8 . I've got a BIG table ;
Winston Spencer Churchill ; Simply the Greatest Ever Englishman .
Oscar Wilde ; Witty Sumbeyatch .
Alan Turing ; Clever Sumbeyatch .
Alan James Ball Jnr ; ' My Hero . Also BOSS Raconteur .
Nelson Mandela ; Dude .
Ingrid Bergman ; Hottyness .
Noel Coward ; Another Witty/Clever Sumbeyatch .
( Had to not open the door to ; Muhammed Ali ; Marilyn Munroe - shame ; J.D. Salinger ; Sir Ian Terence Botham ; Tommy Cooper ; Stephen Poliakoff ; Robert Capa ; Ms. Anna Frank ; Ava Gardner ; Brian Jones ; Natalie Wood ; ( Sir ) Geoffrey Boycott ; ( Sir ) Brian Clough ; etc , etc , ...
Was gonna go with some Old-Time heads , Gallileo , Bill Shakey an' that , but the convo' would be slack . References , see ??? Wilde would just about pull through , 'cause he's Oscar , basically . Ditto , Coward , but I veered from the Ancients because of it .)
O.K. Political reservations aside , ...Let's hear them .,....
Oh , and 7 Porn Stars DO NOT COUNT . Just in case we have any wags - not THAT type ; in da' Howwwwwse .
Dials ;....
" Hello . Johnny ??? 7 Times Fish Suppers lad , and 4 bottles of Cream Soda Lemo' . ...What ??? Yeah , it's a 21st , lad - mouths , " Smart Arse " , down the phone , ...
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