Aliens are invading

[rascal]

Good luck everyone.

 

[Walken]

aye aye

 

[Connor]

Are they here for Council Tax? Asking for a mate.

@gerryandtheRedhaters

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[rascal]

Are they here for Council Tax? Asking for a mate.

@gerryandtheRedhaters

Their civilisation has evolved to the point where they realise just what a fallacy money actually is and so have no use for taxes.

 

[Connor]

Their civilisation has evolved to the point where they realise just what a fallacy money actually is and so have no use for taxes.

Gonna use that in court as a defence.

“Yes your honour, I identify as an Alien.”

 

[rascal]

Gonna use that in court as a defence.

“Yes your honour, I identify as an Alien.”

Don't let the Daily Fail know

 

[Azzurri]

Decent

 

[rascal]

Anyway. What would you people do in the event of an alien invasion? The chances are they would create a virus quite like the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis virus.

 

[kev]

Anyway. What would you people do in the event of an alien invasion? The chances are they would create a virus quite like the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis virus.

That's easy for you to say.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Anyway. What would you people do in the event of an alien invasion? The chances are they would create a virus quite like the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis virus.

Unless they're immune to guns, we'll be ok I think. I'll be turning on the tv to watch.

 

[rascal]

Unless they're immune to guns, we'll be ok I think. I'll be turning on the tv to watch.

Not a chance. It'd be like flicking a elastic band.

They will also destroy our satellites and fire a EMP.

 

[summerisle]

Be afraid, be very afraid !

 

[verreauxi]

Isn't this what Brexit was supposed to solve?

We are building a wall over here, because we are taking the mature, high-road, approach (I should add).

 

[heatmeiser]

Anyway. What would you people do in the event of an alien invasion? The chances are they would create a virus quite like the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis virus.

That's a bad copy and paste job there mate. At least make the fonts the same afterwards.