Yeah one or two of my mates said the same. They were all laughed at by the rest of us...
Its just a poor excuse.
Like what?
I was told of a club called "Club 69?" - Apparently no bigger than any place in Liverpool. Malia advertises clubs but in truth, they are just bars? 
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 And thats the biggest club?... 
For me, theres world renown clubs in Magaluf, biggest foam/water party in the world etc, top class acts such as 
Pirates and if its all too much, Palma Nova is just down the road. Winner all round