Advice on girls lads?

[ParkEndParody]

Went for my Christmas meal last night as some of you may know and seen this girl who was stunning behind the bar!
Now would it be abit weird if I go in there and ask her what her number is? Would of obviously done it last night but needed to dart quite quickly

Im 18 and no good at this stuff as you can obviously tell...

 

[bigbadjeff]

ask her, spit or swallow ? then duck quickly while headng for the door.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Throw sawdust over her.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Go in and plant your ballsack on the bar, then look into her eyes and whisper, "I'm feeling rather nutty, lets smash."


It always works.

 

[ijjysmith]

Literally no harm in asking mate.

What's the worst that could happen? She says she's hot a boyf. Oh well. At least you know.


I learned a while ago that if you wanna do something just do it. Then you'll have no regrets.


Go for it. If successful I accept PM'd boob pics as payment.

 

[Roztitute]

End of the day lad, if you don't shoot you don't score. Go for it.

 

[bluejock]

Stroll up to the bar, throw her your best come to bed eyes and say in a deep and mysterious voice...

"What winks and f*cks like a panther?"

Wink at her, turn and walk out of the bar.

Her pants will fall off of there own accord.

 

[chrissyjack]

She might be a lesbo

 

[BlueWeasel]

Literally no harm in asking mate.

What's the worst that could happen? She says she's hot a boyf. Oh well. At least you know.


I learned a while ago that if you wanna do something just do it. Then you'll have no regrets.


Go for it. If successful I accept PM'd boob pics as payment.

Gaddafi's law?

 

[bigbadjeff]

Go up to her and say, what's got a 12" penis and winks ? she will lookat you quizzically, while she does this give her your sexiest wink,,,,,,,,, and hope she doesn't ask for proof, unless you ARE the one lol

 

[ijjysmith]

End of the day lad, if you don't shoot you don't score. Go for it.

That's what I meant. But in one sentence format.

Gaddafi's law?

Well within reason.

 

[Whitebootman]

Try 'you don't sweat much for a fat bird'. Never worked for me but you never know. Say it with charm and grace, you only live once.

 

[Avaseer]

Takes some guts but honestly a cold appoach is best at this point. You have only seen her once and she wont know you sight, if you visit a couple of times and not chat her up you'll look like a creep.

Just go in with lads or whatever and then chat her up, whats the worst that can happen?

 

[Groucho]

End of the day lad, if you don't shoot you don't score. Go for it.

Yeah.

 

[Walter Ego]

When it comes to the ladies kid, take a tip from an old pro. Love them and leave them kiddo. Love them and leave them.