Achmed the dead terrorist.

[Gazdalf]

I know many of you will have seen this. But for the rest of you, sit back and have fun.


YouTube - Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist


I just got my tickets for "Jeff Dunham" in Manchester next April and I am so so so looking forward to it.

 

[heatmeiser]

De ja vu?

I didn't really get it the first time. I prefer Orville tbh.

 

[bluebastardo]

The concept is good but he needs a better script writer.

 

[chicoazul]

I don't care if its in the wrong thread, I can't be arsed creating a new one.

Cana has just got sent off for Sunderland which means he'll miss the game against us.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

I don't care if its in the wrong thread, I can't be arsed creating a new one.

Cana has just got sent off for Sunderland which means he'll miss the game against us.

Greek lager? Too many olives? Sleep deprivation? Won the lottery? You don't seem your usual flamboyant self.

 

[chicoazul]

Greek lager? Too many olives? Sleep deprivation? Won the lottery? You don't seem your usual flamboyant self.

I thought I was dead polite there you beast.

 

[heatmeiser]

Olives are amazing, I'm addicted to them at the moment.

There's this proper greek guy on the market with the best bangers I've ever seen. He only sells olives and cashew nuts.

The ones stuffed with almonds are pretty ace at the moment. And chilli and mango.

Can you bring me some authentic ones back please?

 

[chicoazul]

Olives are amazing, I'm addicted to them at the moment.

There's this proper greek guy on the market with the best bangers I've ever seen. He only sells olives and cashew nuts.

The ones stuffed with almonds are pretty ace at the moment. And chilli and mango.

Can you bring me some authentic ones back please?

Yes mate, will do.

I only fell in love with olives when my taste buds reached puberty, aged 30.

 

[heatmeiser]

Ta, yep, there's a few things that only the mature pallete can appreciate.

Capers, olives and the bumpy bits around a nip.

 

[gordonjblair]

There's this proper greek guy on the market with the best bangers I've ever seen. He only sells olives and cashew nuts.

Some kind of super endowed shemale? I'm having some of that...







just said that out loud again, didn't I?:huh:

 

[heatmeiser]

Bangers and mash.

If it's ladyboys you want then you're asking the wrong person....... ahem.

 

[Gazdalf]

Screw the thread hijack. Achmed still rules

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

The adverts for the ringtones annoy me enough, am I bollocks clicking a link to see the rest of it

 

[monty]

Screw the thread hijack. Achmed still rules

I'm going to see Chico the hijacker at the Echo arena, he's [Poor language removed] but there you go Gaz