2023/24 Abdoulaye Doucoure

[Street end man]

Got all the composure of our cat scrabbling for a dreamie on a freshly mopped and still wet floor.

 

[terryefc]

Second touch is always a tackle. Impact sub at best.

 

[Street end man]

Second touch is always a tackle. Impact sub at best.

For Stockport preferably

 

[Zatara]

If we had signed Gnonto and used him instead of Doucoure we'd look much better on paper.

But with the non-tactics poor Willy would be isolated.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Never known a professional Premier League football player be unable to control or pass a football like this fella. Thanks for the goal last season but you're a kin liability.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Never known a professional Premier League football player be unable to control or pass a football like this fella. Thanks for the goal last season but you're a kin liability.

Same as Onana. Both absolutely terrible footballers. Take away their supposed athletic ability (which goes missing whenever the game.gets tough) and they are truly woeful.

Doucore, Gueye and Onana are the worst centre mid we've ever had.

 

[Eggs]

If we had signed Gnonto and used him instead of Doucoure we'd look much better on paper.

But with the non-tactics poor Willy would be isolated.

….watched Gnonto for Leeds yesterday and he looked very ordinary.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Same as Onana. Both absolutely terrible footballers. Take away their supposed athletic ability (which goes missing whenever the game.gets tough) and they are truly woeful.

Doucore, Gueye and Onana are the worst centre mid we've ever had.

Harsh on Onana, I think he can pass. He's just not particularly effective at the moment.

Gueye has always been better with a ball player alongside him.

 

[Rodebaard]

So inconsistent - a modern day Carlton Palmer

Swap plus 10m for Palmer if it were possible

 

[Stan Lee Park]

Harsh on Onana, I think he can pass. He's just not particularly effective at the moment.

Gueye has always been better with a ball player alongside him.

Onana can't pass and he hasn't had an effective game since we signed him.

 

[blueblood]

Need to try Garner in centre midfield instead of him. Have to keep hold of the ball better.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

The only goalscorer in the entire squad. Even funnier that Lampard hated him given he's a tinpot version of him

 

[Rita_Poon]

Well in the Douc, A number one...

 

[SJB]

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

What a player