Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh !!

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

just been chopping a chilli and have rubbed my eye.

 

[Silas]

Do yourself a favour and don't go for a piss for a while.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Do yourself a favour and don't go for a piss for a while.

Offering actual, good natured positive advice?

You've not been here long have you mate?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

my eyeball went cloudy, like steamed up.

this pizza is gonna be a hot one, and bereft of produce from swaziland

 

[heatmeiser]

If it was a red chilli then chop up a green one and rub your eye again, or vice versa.

It works the same way as rubbing white wine into a red wine stain, counteracts the acids and that.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'll pass on that heat.

 

[Hilga]

Slice a finger off, the pain in your eyes will go right away.

 

[blue61]

If it was a red chilli then chop up a green one and rub your eye again, or vice versa.

It works the same way as rubbing white wine into a red wine stain, counteracts the acids and that.

this works, honest guv, as long as you want to watch the game with misty eyes tomorrow

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Slice a finger off, the pain in your eyes will go right away.

would you like me to send it to you ? i'll chop off the biggest.

 

[Tubey]

If it was a red chilli then chop up a green one and rub your eye again, or vice versa.

It works the same way as rubbing white wine into a red wine stain, counteracts the acids and that.

Good effort.

 

[Stoic Ape]

swaziland fire? goooood stuff

 

[EFCNIK]

Swaziland chilli's? Hot with the fire of Aids. Unlucky mate.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

stick your finger up yer bumhole

 

[chicoazul]

Rise your eyeball with sawdust at once.

 

[TheFinnFan]

just been chopping a chilli and have rubbed my eye.

better rub your eye than...