A Visual Chronology of England in Major Football Tournaments

[Boss_Blue]

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England suffer their most humiliating ever loss. Iceland come out 2-1 winners in Nice during Euro 2016. Manager Roy Hodgson steps down after the match.

Look at his little bearded face.

Don't you just want to kiss it?

 

[Jeff Jones]

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Lampard's brilliant "equaliser" in Bloemfontein is adjudged to not cross the line. England would then proceed to collapse to a 4-1 humiliation against the Germans in 2010.

Wasn't even close.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Nigel Farage, Boris Johnston, Adelle, Sooty and Sweep, Elton John, Bill and Ben and the flowerpot men.

YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!!

Don't want to be picky, but Bill and Ben ARE the flowerpot men. Apart from that, yeah, OK.

 

[McBain]

Ross Barkley misses the final penalty to hand the World Cup 2018 to Australia in Moscow.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Ross Barkley misses the final penalty to hand the World Cup 2018 to Australia in Moscow.

England fail to qualify for 2018 after a goalless draw in Leichtenstein condemn them to the play-offs and a 3-0 aggregate defeat by Portugal (Him scoring all three)

England eliminated early in Euro 2020 and choose to not enter WC 2022 Qatar along with most of Europe's nations.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Peter Bonetti was nicknamed 'The Cat' down to the fact he could lick his own balls !!

 

[zandvoort blue]

Ross Barkley misses the final penalty to hand the World Cup 2018 to Australia in Moscow.

I love Aussie girls - they're so full of spunk

 

[chrismpw]

Kiev? Oh god, that place... was it the same stadium where Alcaraz went from being a poor defender to a fleshy, blue-shirted polygon?

Back on topic, will England ever win another penno s/o?

I live in hope that one day we'll be good enough to hold a team long enough to GET a penno shoot out.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Don't want to be picky, but Bill and Ben ARE the flowerpot men. Apart from that, yeah, OK.

I'm getting old and it was getting late.