a new report says we're a bit stingy with the ladies.......

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

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We've again called on the services of Ivana Takitall, whose latest book 'Football Fans & Female Fun' is now on general release, and Ivana has agreed to rate all 20 Premier League clubs in terms of how likely their fans are to provide single females with their 'perfect partner'.

Everton

What can you say about your toffeeman ? Careful with his money, so don't expect him to splash out. A good night's entertainment probably involves staying in and watching Brookside. And he'll be as passionate as a tin of Chang beer.


redshite

Chances are that he'll love Stevie Gerrard more than you, and will probably be going through a tough old time at the moment, given that his team is going nowhere and all the best players look like ending up somewhere else. Given the choice, you'd be better giving Liverpool fans a wide berth in the foreseeable future.

 

[little curly alan ball]

http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/football/11034.cntns?

We've again called on the services of Ivana Takitall, whose latest book 'Football Fans & Female Fun' is now on general release, and Ivana has agreed to rate all 20 Premier League clubs in terms of how likely their fans are to provide single females with their 'perfect partner'.

Everton

What can you say about your toffeeman ? Careful with his money, so don't expect him to splash out. A good night's entertainment probably involves staying in and watching Brookside. And he'll be as passionate as a tin of Chang beer.


redshite

Chances are that he'll love Stevie Gerrard more than you, and will probably be going through a tough old time at the moment, given that his team is going nowhere and all the best players look like ending up somewhere else. Given the choice, you'd be better giving Liverpool fans a wide berth in the foreseeable future.

! ; RS spend more in Boozer due to NEVER BEING OUTTA THERE ON MATCHDAYS ,.. ( Cymbal crash . Drum roll . )

2 ; All they had to do was ask .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Manchester United

A touch arrogant, with a big sense of entitlement. These guys are used to wearing the trousers at home. Happy to spend a fortune following their team, but they will begrudge shelling out for a new dress for you (or a holiday abroad unless Man U happen to have a European match nearby). These guys will have three priorities - Manchester United, Manchester United and Manchester United.


My mate did that, after disappearing with the lads constantly to watch ushoited he started to get earache,
"about time we had a holiday"
arrives home the next day and tells her they are off to Portugal for a week, happy Mrs !! so they go the airport, clear the security etc and head to the bar, where his brother and the rest of the lads were sat waiting, "did I not say love ? ushoited are playing Porto...... I've got you a ticket as well"

To cap it all the police did them all with batons as they left the ground, single file between 2 lines of cops that whacked every last fan.






She ran off with a Turkish waiter eventually, and he went to watch ushoited in Brazil

 

[HirsuteBlue]

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redshite

Chances are that he'll love Alex Curran more than you, and will probably be going through her ass any old time , given that her husband is tapping seventeen yearolds everywhere and all the players look like ending up with seconds. Given the choice, you'd be better giving Liverpool fans a wide berth in the foreseeable future.

amended.