A Katona For Goat

[mtnkill]

Can someone enlighten those of us who haven't had history with this lady? I see her name in various online UK papers (the bad ones), but haven't got a clue who she is or why she's famous. I could google, I guess, but don't want to have to weed through 70 pages of chaff.

Every picture I've seen of her has been awful. Explain the fascination...please!

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Ok she was born. ****ged around for a few years. Actually got herself posing in some mag when she was still in school the skank. Joined a group called Atomic Kitten. Was kicked out cos she couldn't sing. She married a lad from Westlife, went on Celeb Get Me Out of Here, won it, then got hereself chavving on an Iceland ad for ages. Split up from the Westlife cat having pushed out a couple of kittens. Then spent the next few years with her tits out with some other chav taxi driver from Warrington, had another kid. Split up and is now adorning our tabloid pages trying to shag the ex partner of another skanky whore called Jordan.

 

[Neiler]

Ok she was born. ****ged around for a few years. Actually got herself posing in some mag when she was still in school the skank. Joined a group called Atomic Kitten. Was kicked out cos she couldn't sing. She married a lad from Westlife, went on Celeb Get Me Out of Here, won it, then got hereself chavving on an Iceland ad for ages. Split up from the Westlife cat having pushed out a couple of kittens. Then spent the next few years with her tits out with some other chav taxi driver from Warrington, had another kid. Split up and is now adorning our tabloid pages trying to shag the ex partner of another skanky whore called Jordan.

Hmm, and we wonder why shes famous!

 

[chicoazul]

She's ace, leave her alone. I fancy her and you all well would, stop lying electronic lotharios.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

She's ace, leave her alone. I fancy her and you all well would, stop lying electronic lotharios.

Agreed. I'd crack her one, slam her and then crack her some more - whilst demanding she give me the Dyson treatment.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

oh she'd deffo clean you out ghost.

you forgot to add that she was also 'mum of the year' ffs.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

oh she'd deffo clean you out ghost.

you forgot to add that she was also 'mum of the year' ffs.

Well I don't mind donating to that cause.

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

oh she'd deffo clean you out ghost.

you forgot to add that she was also 'mum of the year' ffs.

Was that the year Tony Montana won Father of the year?

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

can't cope with that mate. I lived in Warrington about the time she was ****ging it in Edisons or that club that used to be on Hit Man and Her. I reckon I could have shown her the way of the world.

Was it Mr.Smiths? That place was/is an abortion. Bit like Katona's career really.

 

[chicoazul]

Was that the year Tony Montana won Father of the year?

Oh, that's a suave rip.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I would, always thought she had a je ne seis quoi personally