A GOT. Xmas story.

[Groucho]

....last packet of biscuits, he then.......

 

[McBain]

....last packet of biscuits, he then.......

quietly, and most deliberately whispered under his breath 'I am Samwise Gamgee. Your ALL mine now Baggins'. Heaving all of weight over onto Frodo, who by this stage was starting to stir, he then...

 

[degsy]

quietly, and most deliberately whispered under his breath 'I am Samwise Gamgee. Your ALL mine now Baggins'. Heaving all of weight over onto Frodo, who by this stage was starting to stir, he then...

said; your precious ring is all mine, mine I says matey thinking in his passion it was talk like a pirate day in the shire, unbeknownst to the rampant Sam just then... in a galaxy far far away a new hope had arisen

 

[BlueLlama]

said; your precious ring is all mine, mine I says matey thinking in his passion it was talk like a pirate day in the shire, unbeknownst to the rampant Sam just then... in a galaxy far far away a new hope had arisen

With boss eyebrows and natty brown booties he soon baiished memnroies of ginger misery and

 

[dead_soft]

With boss eyebrows and natty brown booties he soon baiished memnroies of ginger misery and

was converting the KITAP1 death ray into a nice rose garden, when....

 

[Kurt.]

With boss eyebrows and natty brown booties he soon baiished memnroies of ginger misery and

Poor knifemanship at gun fighting competitions....... This new hope was blessed with the power of......

 

[Dell Boy]

Thoughts of a bad childhood. Before doing anything else though he popped in to see his childhood sweetheart and

 

[degsy]

Thoughts of a bad childhood. Before doing anything else though he popped in to see his childhood sweetheart and

after giving her a severe seeing to came up with a cunning plan to.........

 

[McBain]

after giving her a severe seeing to came up with a cunning plan to.........

Never Ever use so many full stops in a sentence ever again. It wasn't that the Grammar Police were hot on his tail; it was the recurring nightmare his older brother had subjected him to, time and time again, year in, year out. His every mistake, his every error, dealt with so harshly, so sadistically, he vowed never ever to...

 

[degsy]

Never Ever use so many full stops in a sentence ever again. It wasn't that the Grammar Police were hot on his tail; it was the recurring nightmare his older brother had subjected him to, time and time again, year in, year out. His every mistake, his every error, dealt with so harshly, so sadistically, he vowed never ever to...

give up his quest to not give a rats backside for the grammar police and to get the narrative rolling to it's ultimate and proper conclusion of ending late on Christmas Eve with the words Happy Christmas, but even as he was vowing this the arch criminal James Moriarty was....

 

[lmurkder]

give up his quest to not give a rats backside for the grammar police and to get the narrative rolling to it's ultimate and proper conclusion of ending late on Christmas Eve with the words Happy Christmas, but even as he was vowing this the arch criminal James Moriarty was....

Was displayed on the television. Shivers crossed his mind as he thought back to the days he and chicoazul stormed the beaches took out the machine gun position and pil box. Whilst others were not so fortunate.

He earned a silver star that day. His gun to gun fight attitude ...

 

[degsy]

Was displayed on the television. Shivers crossed his mind as he thought back to the days he and chicoazul stormed the beaches took out the machine gun position and pil box. Whilst others were not so fortunate....
...

to be Evertonians and be wished a Safe Merry Christmas and a Champions League New Year.THE END.

 

[peteblue]

And they all lived happily ever after......

 

[Kurt.]

Amen to that xxxxx

 

[Pat's Van]

and bump