A bit of work Advice could be handy...!!!! ( Part II )

[Sharpys top lip]

Well the CEO collard me on the way out and told me how much of a wanker he is and how much my stock has gone up with the way i handled it.
So the dick head has done me a favour.

Any way, if i had my way id just drag him out side and slap him about....

The fella's a popper beaut!!!

So once again i come up smelling of roses...

 

[shketo]

Well the CEO collard me on the way out and told me how much of a wanker he is and how much my stock has gone up with the way i handled it. .

Treat with extreme caution

 

[Hilga]

Take a piece of paper with his address written on it and place it on your front door every night.

 

[heatmeiser]

Take a piece of paper with his address written on it and place it on your front door every night.

That's just weird. I'd stick with the untracable poisons.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Take a piece of paper with his address written on it and place it on your front door every night.

Now were round to my way of thinking......

 

[heatmeiser]

I don't get it.

Is your postman a psycho or something?

 

[uknightbreed]

hide a rotting fish in his desk/office/car

at my old work , me and a mate put a kipper in a workmates bike seat (in the tube) , he stank for a month. its probably still there too.

 

[chicoazul]

Give idiots all the rope they need and they'll end up hanging themselves with it. Stand back, grin and keep mum, Sharps. The impending self destruction of your work tit is best watched at arms length.

Probably the rightest thing wrote on here.

This man, is the way forward. Like you, my first instinct is to beat the living [Poor language removed] out of him but that don't work.

The smarter path always yield results, c*nts are c*nts and everyone else sees it the same as you. Play it cool, it's only a matter of time.

When we see him out in a couple of weeks, we'll stove him in.

 

[Matt Damon]

Well yesterday went really well and lots of plaudits for me. BUT....

There's a fukking beaut in work who get's right on my tits who i ended up having a bit of a set to with before. He's also a head of a department like myself, but what iv heard he's back stabbing me to others who have come an told me. It's just office politics and all that shiot i understand.

he had quite a go at me in front of the CEO to try and make me look a fool. But the dikk head just got all red faced and angry. I just calmly spoke and told him how it was. He ended up looking like a tit. Plus i let him know under no circumstance can he speak to me like that.

Thing is, in any other walk of life. Id have dragged him outside by his fukkin face and stood all over him. But i cant really act this way as i think it's what he wants as id get sacked. I think he's a bit scared as im moving up the ladder pretty quickly.

Any idea's on the best thing to do..!!!

taar all!!

Do not lose you rag. Whatever happens.

dignity is EVERYTHING in situations such as this. Losing your rag loses you dignity.

And no matter what happens as long as you don't lose your rag you're safe.

Do as you suggest. If you're in conflict and he's acting unprofessionally as you say the CEO will eventually show him the door if the CEO is competent.

You don't need to do anything - except your job

Maybe also keep your options open also , see what else is available incase the CEO acts like a blert....

But its always good to keep your options open

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Curl a big snow-cone down in his butty box

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

invite him for a bbq, make him pass out , bang his mrs.