A bit of work Advice could be handy...!!!! ( Part II )

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Well yesterday went really well and lots of plaudits for me. BUT....

There's a fukking beaut in work who get's right on my tits who i ended up having a bit of a set to with before. He's also a head of a department like myself, but what iv heard he's back stabbing me to others who have come an told me. It's just office politics and all that shiot i understand.

he had quite a go at me in front of the CEO to try and make me look a fool. But the dikk head just got all red faced and angry. I just calmly spoke and told him how it was. He ended up looking like a tit. Plus i let him know under no circumstance can he speak to me like that.

Thing is, in any other walk of life. Id have dragged him outside by his fukkin face and stood all over him. But i cant really act this way as i think it's what he wants as id get sacked. I think he's a bit scared as im moving up the ladder pretty quickly.

Any idea's on the best thing to do..!!!

taar all!!
 
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when he speaks just reply with 'uhuh, ok, yep, uhuh' see how wound up he gets, then when his finished reply with 'booorrring'

he'll soon want to smack you, let him, then he gets sacked, winner.
 
when he speaks just reply with 'uhuh, ok, yep, uhuh' see how wound up he gets, then when his finished reply with 'booorrring'

he'll soon want to smack you, let him, then he gets sacked, winner.

Fuck that, couldn't have him smack me.

Christ id open him up like a tin of beans.

i couldn't keep my cool, and i wouldn't be able to stop myself
 
How about organise a charity boxing match, you two head to head, nobody would mind if he got a pasting after all it's for charity.
 

Well yesterday went really well and lots of plaudits for me. BUT....

There's a fukking beaut in work who get's right on my tits who i ended up having a bit of a set to with before. He's also a head of a department like myself, but what iv heard he's back stabbing me to others who have come an told me. It's just office politics and all that shiot i understand.

he had quite a go at me in front of the CEO to try and make me look a fool. But the dikk head just got all red faced and angry. I just calmly spoke and told him how it was. He ended up looking like a tit. Plus i let him know under no circumstance can he speak to me like that.

Thing is, in any other walk of life. Id have dragged him outside by his fukkin face and stood all over him. But i cant really act this way as i think it's what he wants as id get sacked. I think he's a bit scared as im moving up the ladder pretty quickly.

Any idea's on the best thing to do..!!!

taar all!!

Give idiots all the rope they need and they'll end up hanging themselves with it. Stand back, grin and keep mum, Sharps. The impending self destruction of your work tit is best watched at arms length.
 
Rise above it mate... Don't show him your rattled...in the end he will self combust ...all down to jealousy mate.
 
Exact same situation with myself before, keep your cool and he will eventually loose it and quit. (although it took me 2 and a 1/2 years to finally get rid).

Or try yoga, it might suit you to meditate.:lol:
 

Turn the other cheek. Nothing will annoy him more than the sight of you not being bothered.

This is clearly the best thing to do, but if he starts causing trouble for you - either lying or turning people against you - then it may be best for you to poison him or something (I would highly recommend Saxitotoxin, you can find it in clams and stuff).
 
Just look straight through him as though he does not exist. Just ignore but on no account sink to his level, keep to the moral high ground.
 
Put on a Yoda voice every time you talk to him. If he comes back with a Darf Vader, you'll know you have to fcuk him over. Or stab him in the eye with a pen and be done with it
 

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