999/911 etc

[roydo]

Ever called the emergency services?

Twice for me. Ambulance when Mrs R passed out at my parents place. Thought she had a heart attack. I gave her mouth to mouth, but turned out she had a reaction to strawberries.

Other time was fire brigade. Me & Mrs R got locked in the bathroom, and we had to yell for my youngest lad to wake up to call them. He is autistic, so was a bit of a challenge!

 

[tommye]

Had to call them a couple of years ago when i had to do a forced access on a house and the tenant was dead inside....

 

[Fensta]

Thankfully not, other than as a dumb kid pranking them. Obviously was stupid, the kinda thing you do before you reach the age of 10. Weirdly some adults do it, see a fair few on those police tv shows, no idea how anyone with a brain can think that's an acceptable thing to do.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I've opened a cpl of lav doors in my time, usually a visitor locked in after goin for a wee before departing.

 

[noharmdone]

I call them on a daily basis through work.
I give the answers to the questions before them having to ask now..

 

[heatmeiser]

Police three times.

Fire brigade twice.

Ambulance once.

Yay for living in Salford.

 

[bluejock]

Ambulance once when loads of wasps got in my lads bedroom and stung the [Poor language removed] out of him.

Police once when there was someone selling smack out of an ice cream van round our estate at about 11 at night.

Never had to call the water fairies.

 

[Moomin]

Once, a few years back i was doing a bacon butty, and i asked the wife " pass me the brown sauce please " she replied " We have none, will get some, how about Ketchup"

Im too distraught to finish the story.

 

[The T-Dex]

Fire brigade for a burning church.
Ambulance for my mate who snapped his ankle ligaments.
Police. Nothing.

 

[chicoazul]

Once, a few years back i was doing a bacon butty, and i asked the wife " pass me the brown sauce please " she replied " We have none, will get some, how about Ketchup"

Im too distraught to finish the story.

I hope you had to ring an ambulance for her due to very deserved domestic violence.

 

[EFC David]

Twice. Once a mate had too much Buckfast and fell asleep in his own piss outside and once when about 20 chavs were drinking in my garden about 3 in the morning.

 

[tsubaki]

Police - twice, once after being knocked off my bike and breaking an elbow, and once after seeing some bloke floating along in the Thames

Ambulance - once, some old bloke had a bad turn whilst trying to get on a bus that me and the family were on. The operator was relaying me questions to ask the bloke and the one that always sticks in my mind was "Have you ever had any heart problems", to which the reply was "Yes, I have had five heart attacks". The ambulance was along directly.

Fire - never, though it was one of the LFB fire boats who ended up rescuing the man in the Thames

 

[Moomin]

I hope you had to ring an ambulance for her due to very deserved domestic violence.

Made her walk, got the Polease who were outraged with her. After they finished pepper spraying her, we tried the spray on the butty. Not great with Bacon, but good job as punishment.

 

[heatmeiser]

Made her walk, got the Polease who were outraged with her. After they finished pepper spraying her, we tried the spray on the butty. Not great with Bacon, but good job as punishment.

Does she like Phillip Schofield?

 

[Moomin]

Does she like Phillip Schofield?

She has gone off him, liked him when he done his best work with Gordon the Gopher.