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Whitebootman
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1 - The first time you ever got drunk? The Vines, 1974.
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? Too old to remember.
3 - First pair of boss trabs? Dunlop Green Flash.
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? A load of French chaps.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? Borrowed some from a mate for about 10 years, can't remember the make.
6 - Moulds or studs? Studs.
7 - Best blimp you ever had? About 4 hours ago.
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? Too old to remember.
3 - First pair of boss trabs? Dunlop Green Flash.
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? A load of French chaps.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? Borrowed some from a mate for about 10 years, can't remember the make.
6 - Moulds or studs? Studs.
7 - Best blimp you ever had? About 4 hours ago.
1 - The first time you ever got drunk? 13 I think, on about 3 cans of Skol
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? Some Hamilton Academicals player (or maybe two if they were doubles)
3 - First pair of boss trabs? LA Gear
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? The postman reaching over me to get to the letterbox while I lay in a pile of kebab and vomit.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? No idea what this means.
6 - Moulds or studs? See above.
7 - Best blimp you ever had? Some big girl I met outside 5th Avenue, she took me to the canal and showed me that she wasn't wearing knickers - STDs flowed like fine wine that night.
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? Some Hamilton Academicals player (or maybe two if they were doubles)
3 - First pair of boss trabs? LA Gear
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? The postman reaching over me to get to the letterbox while I lay in a pile of kebab and vomit.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? No idea what this means.
6 - Moulds or studs? See above.
7 - Best blimp you ever had? Some big girl I met outside 5th Avenue, she took me to the canal and showed me that she wasn't wearing knickers - STDs flowed like fine wine that night.
Hahahaha.
BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
Quick survey:
1 - The first time you ever got drunk? Never been drunk (never had an alcoholic drink, like)
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? I was always a Merlin lad, but it was John Moncur
3 - First pair of boss trabs? LA Gear, akin to these efforts but the lads version, which was green and luminous yellow, if I remember rightly:
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? Was in the Krazy House during a break from uni and as we were getting off some fat bird who was trying neck my mate all night was standing outside - my mate had gone for a piddle so I was waiting for him, and she started talking to me, asking me why he wasn't into her and that. Being the nice lad that I am, I told her she had a nice smile or some shibite and that he was probably just too bevvied to notice that she was trying it on. So she invites us back to her house for free bevvies and says she'll cook us food and that, but I say nah we have to get off to someone elses (complete lie, I staying with him in his halls of residence and had nowhere else to go). Anyway next thing he comes back and I'm like "see ya later love" but all of a sudden he's accepted her invite and asks me to come with him so he'll actually go home. So, we get in a taxi and 20 mins later are in her house and she's doing us a full english. She starts telling me that she's a social worker or something and that she's seen loads of people with nobrot because they didn't wear protection (wtf). My mate falls asleep and I go upstairs for a piss next thing she's shouting for me to come here because she has something to show me... I go to see her and she's in her bedroom with her rat full on display and a row of vibrators, one she's using the others just standing on the bedside cabinet and she asks me do I want to join in since my mate is asleep I may as well get some... so I'm like "nah love you're alright, I better go check on him" but of course he is dead to the world asleep on her couch and I can't get him up so I just went and kipped on her floor in the spare bedroom (this is about 4 in the morning) Woke up about an hour later and she's literally trying to 69 me, I poo me kecks (not literally), threw her off me, smacked me mate in the face a couple of times and scarpered out the door. We ended up walking for a few miles until we came to a bus stop but the next bus wasn't for another couple of hours so we ended up walking all the way back to his halls next to Limey which took a few hours anyway.
So not exactly "next to" but more like "under". Decent.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? Sondico
6 - Moulds or studs? Mouldies
7 - Best blimp you ever had? Two girls joined our school when I was about 14 from Spain or somethin' like that, at the time all the girls in school would wear shorts under their skirts but these girls didn't have a clue, was in History class one day and one of them was sat opposite me with her legs apart and see through knickers on. The first time something like that has happened to me, though something similar has happened since (at a BBQ of a work colleague, twice) but that was the first and so sticks in my mind[/quote]
1 - The first time you ever got drunk? Never been drunk (never had an alcoholic drink, like)
2 - The Panini sticker you kept on getting? I was always a Merlin lad, but it was John Moncur
3 - First pair of boss trabs? LA Gear, akin to these efforts but the lads version, which was green and luminous yellow, if I remember rightly:
4 - The worst thing you ever woke up next to? Was in the Krazy House during a break from uni and as we were getting off some fat bird who was trying neck my mate all night was standing outside - my mate had gone for a piddle so I was waiting for him, and she started talking to me, asking me why he wasn't into her and that. Being the nice lad that I am, I told her she had a nice smile or some shibite and that he was probably just too bevvied to notice that she was trying it on. So she invites us back to her house for free bevvies and says she'll cook us food and that, but I say nah we have to get off to someone elses (complete lie, I staying with him in his halls of residence and had nowhere else to go). Anyway next thing he comes back and I'm like "see ya later love" but all of a sudden he's accepted her invite and asks me to come with him so he'll actually go home. So, we get in a taxi and 20 mins later are in her house and she's doing us a full english. She starts telling me that she's a social worker or something and that she's seen loads of people with nobrot because they didn't wear protection (wtf). My mate falls asleep and I go upstairs for a piss next thing she's shouting for me to come here because she has something to show me... I go to see her and she's in her bedroom with her rat full on display and a row of vibrators, one she's using the others just standing on the bedside cabinet and she asks me do I want to join in since my mate is asleep I may as well get some... so I'm like "nah love you're alright, I better go check on him" but of course he is dead to the world asleep on her couch and I can't get him up so I just went and kipped on her floor in the spare bedroom (this is about 4 in the morning) Woke up about an hour later and she's literally trying to 69 me, I poo me kecks (not literally), threw her off me, smacked me mate in the face a couple of times and scarpered out the door. We ended up walking for a few miles until we came to a bus stop but the next bus wasn't for another couple of hours so we ended up walking all the way back to his halls next to Limey which took a few hours anyway.
So not exactly "next to" but more like "under". Decent.
5 - Sondico or UHL shinnies? Sondico
6 - Moulds or studs? Mouldies
7 - Best blimp you ever had? Two girls joined our school when I was about 14 from Spain or somethin' like that, at the time all the girls in school would wear shorts under their skirts but these girls didn't have a clue, was in History class one day and one of them was sat opposite me with her legs apart and see through knickers on. The first time something like that has happened to me, though something similar has happened since (at a BBQ of a work colleague, twice) but that was the first and so sticks in my mind[/quote]
1. about 12 or 13, down the park like it should be done, skol super
2. ken monkou
3. nike air when i was ten, wore them to school everyday to play footy at lunchtime, boss, before school got serious
4. an utter moose in malia for my 21st, fingered her in public an everything, bad times
5. umbro then nike, an i cut the ankle bits off with scissors
6. was good old metal tipped studs, moulds now
7. when round to a mates for tea, and his sister came in his room and just stripped off, I was about 7, she was about 8, proper mad when you think about it
2. ken monkou
3. nike air when i was ten, wore them to school everyday to play footy at lunchtime, boss, before school got serious
4. an utter moose in malia for my 21st, fingered her in public an everything, bad times
5. umbro then nike, an i cut the ankle bits off with scissors
6. was good old metal tipped studs, moulds now
7. when round to a mates for tea, and his sister came in his room and just stripped off, I was about 7, she was about 8, proper mad when you think about it
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
haha, didn't know people looked at girls at that age in that way.
unless 7 and 8 are ratings out of 10, in which case, well done.
I didn't have a clue what was going on to be honest
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