60 mph Winds =

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

As 60 mph winds are battering the North-West I am worried that maybe I am unprepared for what is going to happen.

I have no reserves of corned beef or smash.

I haven't boarded up.

I haven't evacuated.

I don't have a bilge pump.

I don't have a generator, gas bottle, water, bags for pooing in.

Cross your fingers 4 us guys as the Met Office have described it as gusty, and my daughter has had to take a hairbrush to school FFS, in case this hurricane/tropical storm/ bit of wind ruffles her hair up.

Stay Safe Everyone.



*hangs out washing.

 

[Alio]

Confirmed they're happening in Wool Territory too. This is like end of the world stuff, there's litter blowing around

I'm staying off the roads.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Confirmed they're happening in Wool Territory too. This is like end of the world stuff, there's litter blowing around

I'm staying off the roads.

The Mrs has just battled her way back from the school run, she said it got a bit hairy at one point as her fringe blew across her forehead.

 

[McBain]

As 60 mph winds are battering the North-West I am worried that maybe I am unprepared for what is going to happen.

I have no reserves of corned beef or smash.

I haven't boarded up.

I haven't evacuated.

I don't have a bilge pump.

I don't have a generator, gas bottle, water, bags for pooing in.

Cross your fingers 4 us guys as the Met Office have described it as gusty, and my daughter has had to take a hairbrush to school FFS, in case this hurricane/tropical storm/ bit of wind ruffles her hair up.

Stay Safe Everyone.



*hangs out washing.

Stop right there mate.

Explain yourself FFS.

 

[Muggins]

Bin lids have lifted up here, which can only be described as an act of God.

There is now rubbish circling twister style outside my flat.

Panicking here lads.

 

[ijjysmith]

Yep pretty crap down here too. Easily the worst conditions I've ever driven in.

 

[RFUS]

My door was rattling a bit last night. It woke me up a few times.

I'm not looking for sympathy, but it was a tough time for myself. Very traumatic.

 

[trigger the blue]

My door was rattling a bit last night. It woke me up a few times.

I'm not looking for sympathy, but it was a tough time for myself. Very traumatic.

Was it your back door RFUS mate?

 

[Del]

Its throwing it down here im soaked

 

[RFUS]

Was it your back door RFUS mate?

My back door doesn't rattle mate. It's always wide open.

 

[trigger the blue]

My back door doesn't rattle mate. It's always wide open.

HA,HA,HA!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Stop right there mate.

Explain yourself FFS.

Freeze dried Mash crystals mate, as vile as it sounds. You must remember these fellas..

I fully expect Danny to arrive now saying it's ace with pickled onion space raiders mixed in.

 

[Alio]

Just seen a plastic bag airborne

Sh*t just got C.R.A.Z.Y.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I gotta go to Wigan

hope the canal hasn't had a storm surge

there'll be flat caps all over the place

If I'm not back by 8pm call search and rescue

*takes provisions

 

[HSD]

I'm going on a canal boat tomorrow. In this! I'll end up in a field on the boat.