5 Things You Haven't Done for Beards, and 1 Thing You Want To Do, but won't happen!

[GhostOfDixie]

1. Cut yourself shaving
2. Been for a curry
3. Done Tequila slammers
4. Smoked a cigar
5. Had a holiday with nice weather.

1. Have sex with Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels at the same time.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. put my 'hair' in a pony tail
2. thought "feck me I'm pale"
3. waltzed off travelling indiscriminately with no e.t.a.
4. skinned up
5. aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid


'tother

disappeared for a week for a euroipean final after saying "just off out for some milk luv"

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

1. Watched a soap
2. D.I.Y
3. Went to bed before Midnight
4. Combed my hair
5. Taken drugs

1. Be under 11st.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. Watched a soap
2. D.I.Y
3. Went to bed before Midnight
4. Combed my hair
5. Taken drugs

1. Be under 11st.

all of them apart from the last one, 9 and 1/2 most of time but tbh i've noticed a gut when checkin the tan in the supermeerkat window, i was intendin hittin the gym cos a couplke of my fatty mates have started and i just wanted to goad 'em, i reckon 2 weeks on the rowin mach. an i'm 6 packed up and bronzed to feck for hsd's prom

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. Been to Goodison
2. Had a pot noodle
3. Watched a game of cricket
4. Played my guitar
5. Seen white dog [Poor language removed]


1. Console those two Slovakian girls after England snot their brave team in the WC final

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. Been to Goodison
2. Had a pot noodle
3. Watched a game of cricket
4. Played my guitar
5. Seen white dog [Poor language removed]


1. Console those two Slovakian girls after England snot their brave team in the WC final

5 is a rarity on these shores j.m. the chalky ones disappeared long ago, nowadays they all pump them full of cheap stuff that gives em the scat, it was an ingredient in the olden days that gave them the white logs.

actually ghost, i was talkin' to bizzie on horseback on city rd, and was dragging the lad out of the way of the sloppy mountains, the bizzie said that all the lids with the pitbulls etc feed their dogs cheap food, and loads of it. which is why the place is full of huge sloppy shoite, as it goes straight through them.

 

[little curly alan ball]

1. Cut yourself shaving
2. Been for a curry
3. Done Tequila slammers
4. Smoked a cigar
5. Had a holiday with nice weather.

1. Have sex with Carmella Bing and Gianna Michaels at the same time.

1; See my Grandchildren .
2; Win at Grey Skull .
3 ; Go to a Test Match .
4; Gig meself up .
5; Take me mates boy to Town - JUST me an' him .

1; World Peace .

 

[Jamo Martinez]

5 is a rarity on these shores j.m. the chalky ones disappeared long ago, nowadays they all pump them full of cheap stuff that gives em the scat, it was an ingredient in the olden days that gave them the white logs.

actually ghost, i was talkin' to bizzie on horseback on city rd, and was dragging the lad out of the way of the sloppy mountains, the bizzie said that all the lids with the pitbulls etc feed their dogs cheap food, and loads of it. which is why the place is full of huge sloppy shoite, as it goes straight through them.

Even when I lived in England I hadn't seen it for years. Some chalk or Limescale they put in Winalot in the 70s probably. So iconic to a generation though, isn't it. Part of our heritage.

 

[little curly alan ball]

5 is a rarity on these shores j.m. the chalky ones disappeared long ago, nowadays they all pump them full of cheap stuff that gives em the scat, it was an ingredient in the olden days that gave them the white logs.

actually ghost, i was talkin' to bizzie on horseback on city rd, and was dragging the lad out of the way of the sloppy mountains, the bizzie said that all the lids with the pitbulls etc feed their dogs cheap food, and loads of it. which is why the place is full of huge sloppy shoite, as it goes straight through them.

Steds , lid .

 

[quasi modo]

1, Fishing with plenty of booze.
2, Go camping with me arl fella and my lad.
3, Been for a Chinese.
4, Enjoyed doing my job.
5, A weekend blow out .

1, Go the Grafton and pick up some right dirty bird, and have my evil way with her.

 

[chicoazul]

1 - Been home.
2 - Had a Sayers.
3 - Played footie.
4 - Scuba dived.
5 - Dropped a glass.

1 - See Everton win the league.

 

[Bundy]

I haven't been diving for probably 4 years. I would like to go again, but I think I forgotten how and now it's too cold.

 

[nesky]

Could some of you chaps explain the terminology on this thread? "Beards"? And what's with all the strange numbering?????? Thanks in advance!

 

[best little spaniard]

Could some of you chaps explain the terminology on this thread? "Beards"? And what's with all the strange numbering?????? Thanks in advance!

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[Bundy]

Beards = years I think. You have to be psychopathic to understand all the language on here. I am only half psychopathic so I only get half of it. Anyone for a zucchini flower pasty?