4 boss things, 1 pish thing

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1) My kids making me laugh with the things they say (I'll explain in a moment)
2) My wife giving me a hug when I get home from work
3) A home cooked meal
4) MLS season about to start

1) The flu


As for the my kids. We were on vacation as you know last week and one afternoon, we got them a basic golf lesson. So the golf pro says "Ok, first we're going to learn our clubs." He gave them each a "Wood," an "Iron," and a "Putter."

So later in the lesson he asked the boys to pick up their clubs and name them as they picked them up.

My oldest said, "Here's my wood, my i-ron, and my pecker."

My wife and I died laughing while the golf pro took it all in stride. I'm guessing he had heard that one before.
 
1.Waking up and getting another crack.
2.Seeing blue sky.
3.Dog love when you come home.
4.Cuddle from daughter

1: Ache from not smoking.
 
Hang in there.

Soon your one pish thing will be one of your boss things in "successfully quit smoking for good."
 

Boss...
1) That first brew in the mornin
2) Payday
3) Sitting in a pub beer garden with ale on a boiling day
4) The Albert Dock

Pish...
1) Getting an annoying song stuck in your head
 

4 Boss
1. Seven Paid weeks off work sick
2. Any Blue win
3. Cold Beer on a hot day
4. Dog Love is good one(y)

1 Pish
Back to work Monday(n)
 
1. Dancing with pretty girls
2. It being light when I wake up
3. Coffee. Not too black
4. Cake which I make being better than I thought.


1. The dog Sh*tting everywhere.
 
Boss

1 - Arguments over pineapple on pizza.
2 - Threads being hijacked.
3 - 4 boss 1 pish type threads.
4 - Bundy.

Pish

1 - Work PC blocking the best pics in the fit birds thread.
 
Boss.....

1. My Daughter & how much she makes me laugh.
2. My Job
3. The Summer on it's way
4. Hot Curry

Pish.

1. Not being able to get hold of a ticket for Wolves away.
 
1. The Box Set. Good things come in boxes.
2. Hitting a football, perfectly connecting with your instep left side of the 18 and curling it between crossbar and goal line defenders ugly noggin top right corner and spinning away giddily thinking 'Im gunna back a couple here'. See Mcbain: Last weekend
3. Chilli Con Carne. I'm smashing one all over the show right now.
4. Seth Rogen movies. I haven't seen a bad one yet.


1. Bags under your eyes. Bad things come in bags
 

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