4 boss holiday things, 1 crap holiday thing

[heatmeiser]

if you pay me £50, i could wear a hat and dance around a little so i look like a local girl. You could then carry out your plan

Make it 50 Tala, get on a plane to Samoa and meet me on the Aganoa beach.

I'll be the one wearing tennis whites and angrily shaking a fork at passing planes.

 

[toffeejack]

Make it 50 Tala, get on a plane to Samoa and meet me on the Aganoa beach.

I'll be the one wearing tennis whites and angrily shaking a fork at passing planes.

forking hell, you sound like a nutter.

...welcome to the club

 

[heatmeiser]

Imagine it though.

Just you and the local girl, the sun setting as her body slowly cools.

Time for the party to get started, Jim.

Jim? WHERE'S JIM GONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?

 

[toffeeben15]

1 beer all day
2 beaches And food
3 seeing yank birds steamed out their heads while pouring drink down there bikini in cancun
4 when footballs on

1 the return flight home

 

[micknick]

Girls smashing their f*cking faces in trying to climb over gates when drunk.

Hitting on Daniel's mum.

Tsiprio (sp) can be good and bad. My god

 

[grandjoeblue]

1) Sun

2) Drinking very cheap wine

3) Eager women

4) buffets for breakfast



1) The coach from the airport to the hotel

 

[alpha1]

Boss things -
Arriving at the airport knowing that for a few days you don't have to go to work
Women in bikinis everywhere!
The new surroundings/familiar old surroundings (depending where you go)
Eating lovely food that you wouldn't normally eat in England (apart from the must have full english every morning!)
Not so boss thing -
Spending way too much and realising it's gonna take lots of overtime to get that money back!