Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
This is sadly true, every year, there I am ponying up.
MUG
*dons serious cap
It's criminal how clubs take advantage of "ordinary" folk like yourself. They know they have you by the ghoulies and just squeeze you dry because it's your club, nigh on your family, and you have no real choice..
*takes serious cap off
Swallow your pride ( among other things ) and accept the offers I know you've had from other posters, and you'll soon raise the cash.