2011/2012 Crapness Awards

[RFUS]

To partner TippEverton's thread, here's some more mood-specific anti-awards, for you all to predict.



1.) Biggest disappointment?

2.) Biggest young disappointment?

3.) Fewest goals from a striker?

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured?



1.) Bilyaletdinov. I suspect we'll keep him, play him occasionally out wide and never in the center, before selling him next summer to some random Russian team for £3 million or something insulting.

2.) Vellios. For all the hype I just cannot see him getting games. Through no fault of his own, I expect him to finish the campaign with less than a handful of sub appearances.

3.) Anichebe. I think he'll bag one this year. One.

4.) Baines. I've got a horrible feeling in my gut that he's finally going to get injured. Probably on international duty to rub it in.

 

[Tubey]

1.) Biggest disappointment?

Bilyaletdinov without doubt. He'll make around 11 appearances off the bench, score one whopper but do nothing else, then stumble out of the club going down as one of the biggest Everton flops of all time.

2.) Biggest young disappointment?

Gueye. Not his fault, it'll be Moyes. Same with Vellios, Baxter, Duffy and probably Barkley - it's a myth that youth gets a chance under Moyes. Gueye will be the biggest victim because he should get games, but Anichebe will start on the wing ahead of him.

3.) Fewest goals from a striker?

Anichebe isn't a striker, or indeed a footballer, so I'll leave him out. My pick is Saha. I think he'll score three in five then miss the rest of the season with the inevitable six successive injuries.

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured?

It's Everton. So, in October at the latest, our best player will get badly injured. I think it will be our best attacking player though, other than Saha, so I'm going for... erm... Beckford, six months or something daft.

 

[spikeman]

1.) Biggest disappointment? - Bilyaletdinov

2.) Biggest young disappointment? - Gueye

3.) Fewest goals from a striker? - Vic

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured? - Coleman. I have a feeling this ankle thing will follow him all year.

 

[Trowel]

2. Baxter by a galactic mile.

Everything else, as said.

 

[USAtoffee12]

Cahill-we just don't seem to play as well when he is in the team anymore

Rodwell- time is running out on this lad. it looks more and more like we should have cashed in when we could have

Vic, which isn't fair cuz he's a winger playing at striker so I'll go Yak

Again, Rodwell

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

2. Baxter by a galactic mile.

Everything else, as said.

Highly unlikely. Can't see him being given a fair chance.

 

[Trowel]

Highly unlikely. Can't see him being given a fair chance.

Is that not the crux if the question? '

 

[RFUS]

Highly unlikely. Can't see him being given a fair chance.

Is that not the crux if the question? '

Yeah.

In terms of the biggest young disappointment who will actually get to play games, I'm going to go with the consistent Victor Anichebe.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Yeah.

In terms of the biggest young disappointment who will actually get to play games, I'm going to go with the consistent Victor Anichebe.

Disappointment stems from expectations. I only expect Vic to be completely gash again, so I hope he disappoints me in that respect.

 

[Frank Drebin]

arteta - i hope to god im wrong but cant see him recovering top form. Young disappointment? depends whos given games. probably gueye as i still think rodwell will come good big time. Fewest goals? Unfortunately the yak if not played. saha for being injured. most time injured? take your pick really. maybe barkley again the way our luck is.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Trying to keep my glass half full so I must pass on an in-line reply.

 

[Evertonized]

1.) Biggest disappointment?
Mikel Arteta, thought last season most of his creativeness had dissapeared and I fear this season could be even worse because we're still depending on him in the middle to create chances.

2.) Biggest young disappointment?
Jack Rodwell, unfortunately I fear his time at Everton has come and gone...he hasn't had the best of luck and when he's been on hasn't really proven why he's got such potential. Barkley blew him outta the water against Villarreal and I only see it happening through out this season aswell.

3.) Fewest goals from a striker?
Anichebe, one word - useless.

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured?
Beckford

 

[PercyThePig]

Biggest Disappointment:
A bit left-field here, but David Moyes, due to his lack of creativity in our style of play. I can see us playing 4-5-1 all year, dominating the midfield against the weaker teams, and having little to no firepower, thus either losing or drawing 'easier' games. Although, I have a feeling that a double over the red sh*te is on the cards, just to show off that you don't need money to be the best on Merseyside.

Biggest Young Disappointment:
All of them. After watching how well Rooney played when he burst onto the scene, any young talent that comes through is compared to those kinds of preformances. These were emphasised as we were chillin' in the bottom half with Wolves that year. If that's the standard then we'll be terribly disappointed with all our 'young guns' this year. I'm hoping that Barkley will prove me wrong.

Fewest Goals from a Striker:
Anichebe, he'll finally pull his finger out and work hard for the team, only to be dropped due to Moyes finally losing patience with him.

Not including Saha, most time out injured:
Beckford. Torn ACL whilst chasing down a HOOOOF ball from Hibbo. Out for the season.

 

[Goat]

1.) Biggest disappointment?

Everton "fans"

2.) Biggest young disappointment?

Young Everton "fans"

3.) Fewest goals from a striker?

Arthur Scargill

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured?

Paul Lake

 

[Frank Drebin]

1.) Biggest disappointment?

Everton "fans"

2.) Biggest young disappointment?

Young Everton "fans"

3.) Fewest goals from a striker?

Arthur Scargill

4.) Not including Saha, most time out injured?

Paul Lake

Paul lake was interviewed on talksport this week, seemed a nice fella. I'll take your paul lake and raise you Duncan Edwards though.