10 things a woman will never say

[heatmeiser]

Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say.

1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
   
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
   
3. A fake one will do.
   
4. What headache?
   
5. You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job.
   
6. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
   
7. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
   
8. My mother is a real old witch.
   
9. No, no, you buy me too much already.
   
10. Give it to me hard up the butt big boy, you know I love it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you can go to every single game, home and away dear...i'll work nights to pay for it. and you can come home pissed every time, no need for a taxi just give me a bell and i'll come and pick you up, then we can go dogging on the way home.

 

[Lisa]

Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say.

1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
   
   
2. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
   
   
   
3. No, no, you buy me too much already.
   
   

I have said these before!!! As a teenager I was paranoid about my body because I was so slim compared to all of my friends.

Pam Anderson does have a lovely body as well as lots of other females I could name.

I told Dylan he bought me too much stuff in the beginning.

 

[heatmeiser]

I have said these before!!! As a teenager I was paranoid about my body because I was so slim compared to all of my friends.

Pam Anderson does have a lovely body as well as lots of other females I could name.

I told Dylan he bought me too much stuff in the beginning.

Don't say you wanted to be fat??

Anyways, when you said them.....did you mean them? Really? Really really really really???

Oh, ok, fair enough then.

 

[Dylan]

I have a few 'authorized three-some' girls. As authorized by Lisa. I'll let her tell you them, because basically it is down to who she thinks is hot.

 

[heatmeiser]

I have a few 'authorized three-some' girls. As authorized by Lisa. I'll let her tell you them, because basically it is down to who she thinks is hot.

Heh, I did that with my mrs.

Took it way too far obviously.

Then she went and threw a spanner in the works by putting Phillip Schofield in hers... :huh:

I had Rose McGowan, Sophie Ellis Bextor and Michaela Strachan.

Now I would insist on a four-way with the 2 Terminator series girls (see fit girls thread )

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

your sister usually puts an instant spanner in those works....if said by either!!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You could add:-

Does my arse make these jeans look small?

It's a quarter to four. Time for your blow job.