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[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I’ve recently posted a great pair in the Upgraded Members 18+ Nudes Thread.

@davek is secretly a Freemason.

Can confirm.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Was he good fun on the lash?

Yep funny bloke, he likes his Guinness
It’s when I worked in Jerseys he was staying at the hotel I worked in

I think it was after bone crusher beat him

 

[john jako]

Yep funny bloke, he likes his Guinness
It’s when I worked in Jerseys he was staying at the hotel I worked in

I think it was after bone crusher beat him

That’s brilliant mate. He’s a legend.

 

[dholliday]

i had a surprisingly-impactful multi on here.

i've been on the telly in a talking role.

 

[dholliday]

My first wife disappeared in mysterious circumstances
My second wife found her body .

holy moly, mate...never turned up?

I am related to a world-famous explorer.

My dad was on the Gwladys Street the game Dixie Dean score his record-breaking 60th goal against Arsenal in 1928.

wow...did he describe what the stadium noise was like? 60,000 there according to the history books.

assuming you're not related to an explorer, like lol

 

[Old Blue 2]

holy moly, mate...never turned up?




wow...did he describe what the stadium noise was like? 60,000 there according to the history books.

assuming you're not related to an explorer, like lol

If you knew my name, you just might decide that I am related to an explorer...

 

[kev]

If you knew my name, you just might decide that I am related to an explorer...

Alright Columbus

 

[chicoazul]

Yep funny bloke, he likes his Guinness
It’s when I worked in Jerseys he was staying at the hotel I worked in

I think it was after bone crusher beat him

I used to wear a jumper to work too mate.

 

[chicoazul]

If you knew my name, you just might decide that I am related to an explorer...

Ford Escape?

 

[Ducans elbow]

I used to wear a jumper to work too mate.

Being a wool it was the fashion for you chaps

 

[Davidoff]

I regularly pick up ladies on tinder

I occasionally use grindr to satisfy my sexual frustrations

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I fast one day a month.

I paint my toenails.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Alright Columbus

Close but no cigar. as the saying goes... ?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Close but no cigar. as the saying goes... ?

Vasco dar Gama?

 

[Old Blue 2]

Vasco dar Gama?

But, but, but, worrabout Marco Polo, Henry the navigator, John Cabot, Vespucci, Ferdinand Magellan, Cortez the killer (10 points for naming the person who wrote and sang that song - no google!), good old Francis Drake, Walter Raleigh, James Cook.

Ya gorra broaden your scope...