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Yeah, I was drunk and the first thing that popped into my head was what our lovely rivals are gonna call it. Now I’m sober I’ve remembered that we don’t care what the red lot say 😊

So we’re playing at the dick bowl? Brilliant, best ground in the country and they come up with the genius idea of naming it the dick bowl. Awesome.

Hilarious! You actually think your boss having a go at you is in any way similar to having 30-40 thousand people screaming obsenities at you on a weekly basis, and then taking time out of their busy schedules to send you [Poor language removed] on social media as well? But yeah, just carry on screaming and...

I believe it's got to have an impact. They're humans, with actual human feelings. How could it not?

I reckon cause he's really, really nervous about missing any kind of big chance. Which is a little understandable since we keep ripping players to shreds from the stands with our booing, jeering and unpleasant words when they do such things. Those are the times. When he wasn't given any time to...

I prefer the left hand path

RIP Chris Cornell, and it still feels horrible and weird to write that. And Cenk Tosun is excellent at this football lark, we should probably give him a run in the team. And now that Sam has blubbered in the press about how this is all his doing, he's kinda boxed himself into actually playing...

This raises many questions. For example; why are Wales playing in a competition called the China Cup? Why is the Argentina v Italy friendly being played at the Etihad? Who else had forgotten that we signed Nathangelo Markelo, and wasn't he supposed to be pretty good?

nudge nudge wink wink say no more. tldr Guessing you're not happy with Sam. No-one is. We're rubbish. Those're the times.

Isn't it traditional to get the good ol' vote of confidence in the papers first?

Could be worse. At least we aren't proud of a pro-racism t-shirt campaign. I'd rather be crap than be that.

Is it my imagination, or do we seem to get way more leg breaks than any other team? That's two this season alone!

3 at the back then? Him and Coleman would be two cracking wingbacks

Absolutely. Everyone knows that having experienced, talented and decorated players to train and play with is hideously damaging to the ability of young players. Nobody learns anything, it does nothing for development, and definitely doesn't mean that their fragile young bodies are not...

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Hilarious shouts for Ingerland players here, proper Brexiteer stuff lol Personally, if we're going to spend the premium for experienced international players, I think we should be looking at countries with a bit of footballing pedigree, rather than the home nations.

Can't wait to see him lifting the Prem trophy at the end of next season

Besides, I don't care about the style of football played. It's irrelevant. I care about Everton a) winning and b) not cheating. As a former (rubbish) defender myself, I've no issue with watching a solid defensive performance, and don't really care how many passes or stepovers are achieved by...

It's added a factor of the unknown to our future results - they may be bad, they may be good. We may win the league next season. We may get relegated. Whereas at the moment, results are entirely predictable, and entirely bad. Therefore change = potentially better results. And let's face...

If we get Sam and Craig in, and keep Unsy and Big Dunc on the coaching team, we must surely break a record for the greatest mass ever recorded in a single football dugout? Frankly, we'll be lucky if a singularity doesn't form by half time