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We're definitely going to be wasting all day trying to sign Gnonto and ending up with no-one, aren't we.

My concern with Tarkowski is that if he'd made the tackles he made this season whilst wearing an Everton shirt he'd've been sent off every other week.

Easy way to settle this - whose tantrum letter is written in the nicest shade of crayon? Loser goes down. (If we need a tie-breaker, check the letters to see which one's spelled their own club name correctly, if either).

So hang on, have I got this right? Cost is £0 now, £10m after he plays 20 games (so next season) and what, another £30m max for add-ons for things like (presumably) silverware, europe, top 4 etc.? And the Spurs fans are strutting round twitter as if they're ever getting anywhere near £40m off us?

What time will it be safe to turn on Sky Sports to avoid the hour of Souness singing Candle in the Wind in memory of the late Virgil Van Dijk?

Thursday at 17:00 BST.

I'm Moise Kean, and so's my wife.

STCC's just been removed. Just FFP limiting clubs to losses of £105m over 3 years now.

Sky in Italy claiming Man Utd have rejected an offer for Pogba from Barca of "£45m plus Yerry Mina and Andre Gomes".

If it has to be Silva, then I don't want us paying a single penny to Watford until we get a solid binding commitment from them that they're going to pack in their shameful thievery of Z-Cars.

Completely random this, but just in case anyone's interested like - Article with link below, but the bottom line is page 11 of the Sound FX library is all stuff from the 1966 FA Cup Final, when the blues overturned Sheffield Wednesday's 2-0 lead to win the cup 3-2! Mostly crowd noise and that...

We need to buy lots and buy early, none of this 11 individual players with no clue how to play together. Getting the manager sorted will be absolutely key to that, we took far too long to get Koeman in and look what happened there.

Fair enough, but yeah, I hope they've cooled on Silva, don't fancy him much, think he got found out towards the end.

Aye, well, you'd hope so, but that's not the way we've operated these last two years, so I'm a bit glass half empty on that front at the mo!

Walsh definitely, but if we boot Sam - as bad as he's been the last few games - we waste the summer transfer window looking for a new manager the way we did when we got Koeman in. 2 seasons down the drain, to be saddled with an overpaid team that can't be arsed. Agree with some calls out there...

Don't think our rotten start can be underestimated in looking at what it'll take to move up the table significantly, so my thinking is: Below Expectations/Minimum Acceptable - 12th - I'd not be happy if we slipped places from where we are now; if that happens we've had a mare of a January...

Just imagine that had been - as it could so very easily have been on several occasions - Martina giving Salah a little shove in the back inside the box. We'd've seen a whole different Klippety Klopp tantrum if that'd been waved away.

Super stuff. Best tweet I saw was "Only one team had any interest in ever winning that. Enjoy the Allardyce era, Everton." Beat the teams we can, and take a point off sides that had been scoring 4, 5 or even 7 for fun? Thank you, I will. Proper cry-baby stuff that, United level.

Ordered the commemorative shirt online, seemed to be dispatched end of last week. Then on Tuesday, Hermes, without attempting to deliver it, have marked it as "on its way back to the retailer". I'm assuming this is just Hermes being Hermes, and have emailed the site, but no-one's aware of any...

That Mirror fella saying we're after Okaka is the same (ahem) "reporter" that said the Sandro deal was off when it wasn't, that Keane would go to Utd, and (IIRC) that Liverpool were gonna hijack Sigurdsson, so not hard to see the agenda in linking us with small time players. One of those that...