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As we’re in extra time, the ‘first half’ is now technically the first 3/8, the second ‘half’ is the second 3/8, and now we’re in the third 1/8, soon to go in to the fourth 1/8. If we’re being pedantic.

When we win the Euros, This is what we’ll sing, We’re a football, We’re a football, We’re a football team!

Unforgivable (BBC) Difficult watch about abuse. SpongeBob SquarePants (Nick SpongeBob) Quite a bit more light-hearted.

I would genuinely love to be in to novels, the idea of having an intentional reading nook in my house where I can escape in to my imagination and saturate in to different realm sounds amazing. But unfortunately, I can’t read.

I bought a DVD of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs off a lad in the pub, and settled down to watch it last night with the in-laws. Not five minutes in to it, I realised it was the porno version, Cloudy With a Chance of Blue Balls. It was an extremely awkward 90 minutes but to be fair, the plot...

Is that The Predator playing in a midfield position for Switzerland? No. 22. I always thought he was a bloke.

You can’t whack a Friday night, sat off a little drunk or high and enjoying an episode or two of Mike Tyson Mysteries. 10 on 10.

Fun fact! Did you know that deep beneath Buckingham Palace lies a crypt that hosts nightly soirées for members of the Royal Family, esteemed Parliamentarians, foreign dignitaries and the reanimated corpses of deceased Royals including the Queen, the Queen Mother and Prince Phillip, amongst...

He lasted over a year since the sexy allegations came out, I'm surprised it took this long.

The bits where he flings his arms around and has absolutely zero defence? The boxing scenes are absolutely infuriating in the Rocky films because they look so amateur and ridiculous.

The last film I watched was ‘Heretic’ on Amazon Prime starring Hugh Grant. A strong first act with an intriguing premise, kind of lost its way unfortunately. I wish it was a bit braver and committed to the psychological aspect that made it initially interesting, but it went quite predictable...

I’ve been looking forward to watching ‘The Hit List’ on BBC One this evening, and have just seen that they’re showing women’s football instead 🫤

Well this is very good news. Very good news indeed.

Warfare Iraq War romp based on real-life events. A unit of US Navy Seals get ambushed in some downtown area after a couple of their squad members get blown up by an IED, and to add to their strife, there’s only half a tin of Spam! left.

In the Night Garden It’s proper nuts, man. This fella, Wakka Pakka was walking around with his bike, washing people’s faces with a sponge.

He must be sweating his bollocks off wearing a sweater to a rave. Also:

It just occurred to me: Are Dad’s Army and ‘allo ‘allo part of the same cinematic universe?

It'd be nice to see the name 'Heath' on Everton team sheets again.

It was like watching a game of women’s football, that.