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  1. Toby the Rhymedog

    A Very Toby Christmas

    With Christmas coming thick and fast, And this year having been such a blast, I thought you might like, Some words in the mic, From a ghost of this forum's past But before this year in review, Let me offer my sympathies to, The millions that died, From what @Kenshin described As no more than a...
  2. Toby the Rhymedog

    Multis

    I'm not long for this world my dear man, So I'll explain as quick as I can, That's an old shot, From when Journey were hot, It's Carl Weathers and my moustachioed nan
  3. Toby the Rhymedog

    Multis

    I played a dangerous game of Yahtzee, Paid the price and was turned into a patsy, I'll take my perm ban, Leave one tip if I can, Don't compare your mods to the nazis
  4. Toby the Rhymedog

    A Christmas Rhyme

    Can you hear Christmas carols being sung? Is your tree up, your mistletoe hung? Then sit back, be charmed, And don't be alarmed, That I lick my own arse with this tongue For I hear distant bells that are callin', Saint Pete shouting "who let Saint Paul in?" Across heavenly seas, A queue of...
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    Most you've ever disappointed your partner

    To be mod, one don't need a diploma, Multis have a certain aroma, Something stinks If they're peeing in drinks, When they should have been in a coma
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    Not Safe For Work! The GOT Limerick Thread

    There once was a poster named Chico, A fiend for brazzers and beak-o, Him and his clique, Should be herded by Mick, Stuck in court and charged on a Rico There once was a poster called Doug, For whom crap Yank keepers were drugs He felt hot and weird, Seeing Tim's fulsome beard, So he spooged in...
  7. Toby the Rhymedog

    Your Favourite Poem

    The answer, well, I oughta know it, As I sit here, swishing my Moët, I can honestly say, Though Yeats was okay, I am my own favourite poet
  8. Toby the Rhymedog

    Most Overrated Player in BPL.

    It's not standard verse and I know it, But Heathcliff is wrong and to show it, I quoted a song, It would be wrong , To say that Kate Bush ain't a poet
  9. Toby the Rhymedog

    Most Overrated Player in BPL.

    @Heathcliff, It's me, It's Toby, You should go home now, Ague-he-he-ro scored twenty-six go-oals
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    Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

    I really don't think I could risk it, I've had a full cut of brisket, Oh what the hell? A treat would be swell, *Opens mouth, receives biscuit
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    Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

    I would truly love Yarmolenko, To be like a pre-Chelsea Shevchenko, Our attacking would flow, Though our midfield's still slow, Gaz gets skinned like a d1ck dipped in Kenco
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    Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

    I hope that this deal stays intact, If not, then the board should be sacked, But if you want the truth, I'd stake tail and tooth, On the reporting of Sportofact
  13. Toby the Rhymedog

    Help.. how to get rid of a stalker

    Where is this perverted man? I'll protect you as best as I can, Prevenger you say? Quickly, this way! Hop into the back of my van
  14. Toby the Rhymedog

    It was not my intent to mislead, But since Woolly Blue has decreed, To let everyone know, Who...

    It was not my intent to mislead, But since Woolly Blue has decreed, To let everyone know, Who lies below, This dog is a dying breed But let that not detract from what matters, Busters and bozos still chatter, It's up to you now, To fulfil your vow, And serve them negs on a platter
  15. Toby the Rhymedog

    Welcome Negasauras and a fond farewell to Toby

    It was a dangerous path that I trod, Though posting no more will feel odd, In this, my last post, I must raise a toast, To Woolly, the grassiest mod With sadness, I leave this collective, Like Neville, with less invective, I make my last bow, With the angels now, Puts it all into perspective...
  16. Toby the Rhymedog

    Lukaku

    On this issue, I must lay down the gavel, Arguments against him truly unravel, If he persists, With goals and assists, It matters not his first touch is like Saville
  17. Toby the Rhymedog

    Hey Ireland/Wales/Scotland

    Let me save you from any more blushin' Put your head down and bite that cushion, See, responsibility for Winning that war, Can be laid at the feet of the Russian
  18. Toby the Rhymedog

    Night Shift Report

    I would like to answer your call, And complete your undignified fall, But it seems to this Rover, You falling over, Would mean more bad news for Nepal
  19. Toby the Rhymedog

    Night Shift Report

    A suggestion, to show my good will I fear one fish won't give you your fill, It might feed a few, But a whale like you Needs at least 8,000 pounds of krill
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    Well, it depends on what that love entails, Is it a platonic alliance of males? Or is it beyond...

    Well, it depends on what that love entails, Is it a platonic alliance of males? Or is it beyond, That man and beast bond, The kind of "friendship" they practice in Wales?
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