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Our window has slammed shut. Spent all our money on Terry Barry.

We'll go with what we've got

Ill DM you before i post, make sure you're OK with it.

We will do after all the hard, dry bummings Everton dish out next season.

Great article that, says he’s going to Inter. Well in, Everton.

My mind is now eased.

Has he got long arms?

And they only want £25m for him. Bargain.

Show me one other club, apart from the [Poor language removed] and city, who have all their business done.

What do you suggest? Time travel?

If we dont have enough bodies in by the time we fly off to America then ill be concerned. Plenty of time yet.

Signed 3 players (once this gk is done) and gave new contracts to 4 first team/squad players before the middle of July. I hate this new Everton.

Scott Carson was on a free

Channel your inner Prince

Hes not getting a #1 spot in the prem is he, so just sign and sit on the bench mark lad. Admire Jordan and his sexyness.

Ill suck myself off if we get him

Barry lad

Belter that, cant wait to hear it.

Wouldnt even have this lad on a free. Genuinely one of the worst players we've had over the last few years. Well in to him for running loads but he's an absolutely shocking excuse for a footballer.

Snapped his banjo. Deal off.