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  1. LocalNative

    Back on the fags - how to quit?

    After 6 months of quitting - despite how pony the footy was I managed to stop - back on the puffs. To our Yankee friends this might be alarming during pride month but I’m chatting about the golden Virginia. The sun has got me back on them, had a couple last week and Jesus lad do they feel...
  2. LocalNative

    21st Century Everton Players Quiz

    Have a go at this and be distraught at some of the names that feature. Players who featured the most in any given season. I Scored 214/264 - the first 5/6 years battered me. I'm absolutely stuck on this one, any guesses? 2009-10 midfielder.
  3. LocalNative

    The Great Player Rating Thread 2023/24

    Mods delete this muck if it's already been done. Season ratings for each player that featured 5+ times for us with no comment - I dare someone to disagree and if you're right Ill sort you a meat and potato pie and carling next season. Without justification: Pickford: 9.5 Mykoelnko: 6.5...
  4. LocalNative

    Have the blues ever brought you to tears?

    Off the back of seeing City get their kecks pulled down on penalties. The one and only time I’ve had genuine tears for Everton was the defeat to penalties against Fiorentina. Was 13 and the Arteta goal gave so much hope and optimism, will never get over the trauma of that shootout. Confess...
  5. LocalNative

    @st1llryan

    Thoughts on this young whippernsapper (probs about 5 years younger than me)? The ‘I love you’ is sometimes a bit much but what a boss lad. Genuine good lad, don’t know him personally but been in his company before and he’s an actual decent lad who does a lot of good for the community. Needs...
  6. LocalNative

    Mice in the gaff

    Discovered droppings in the gaff, girlfriend terrified has made me clean the place out. Spotted one of them, it ran off. Have kill traps down but no nibbles in 24 hours. Have a glue trap too, told mates if they got stuck on it I’d absolutely leather the little Freddie mercury wannabes - got...
  7. LocalNative

    Phillip Schofield

    Discuss. Victim of circumstances? Innocent til proven guilty? Or pure elfbar and Stanley street? Nothing wrong with that either
  8. LocalNative

    Cigarettes

    Thoughts? I started when 16 casually smoking with mates, smoked then for 3-4 years all time time. By 22 cut it down to just social smoking - has vent been able to give that up 7 years since. Horrible but nothing better than a fag in the sun with an ale. What I can’t stand is those nobheads...
  9. LocalNative

    Most Underrated Songs of All Time

    Beat that
  10. LocalNative

    How many tries to pass your driving test?

    Me and a few mates were chatting about this the other night, how many tries or how long did it take you to pass? I failed first time for continuing to go 30 down a 20 mph residential road - didn't even realise until the end of the test. Had a mate fail for going to slow down country lane...
  11. LocalNative

    Andre Ayew

    Welcome 33 year old Andre Ayew who has played in Qatar for the previous two years.
  12. LocalNative

    Country Discussion: China

    Thoughts? Difficult to tiptoe around this one lads so just go for it.
  13. LocalNative

    Have you ever seen Everton lift a trophy?

    Honest question. I was a 1994 baby so I don't count the 1995 cup win as something for me as I wasn't developed enough to be aware. Who else's greatest Everton memory was Louis Saha's 20 second something opener at Wembley? The closest I've gotten.
  14. LocalNative

    Guilty Pleasure

    What're your guilty pleasures - something you loathe to admit? Had this recently pop up in work in a music sense. My biggest music guilty pleasure is Cindy Lauper, particularly this bad boy: Also had Lorde's song Green Light on this list...
  15. LocalNative

    Handforth Parish Council Meeting

    Anyone seen this? Absolutely golden - haven't stopped chuckling at this all morning. It's full of some blinding quotes, not least this: "He did not attend a meeting in 6 months. The fact no meetings were held is irrellevant" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55946252
  16. LocalNative

    Transfer Rumour Joshua Zirkzee

    Welcome aboard. Signed for Bayern's youth team when Ancelotti was still in charge too.
  17. LocalNative

    Ainsley Harriott

    What's everyone thoughts on our favourite tv chef? Become concerned that he's been overshadowed by the flexing youth in today's market. Feel free to share your favourite pics / stories of Ainsley Denzil Dubriel in this thread here. I for one, am a big fan of his couscous.
  18. LocalNative

    Underrated Films

    Working from home and the workload is rather light at the moment, so doing a lot of nothing to pass the time. What're some of the most underrated films? Thinking films that maybe didn't get the recognition they deserved from the critics / box office. I'm kicking things off with Point Break...
  19. LocalNative

    Greatest debut albums

    Was going through my catalogue of music and realised majority of my favourite albums aren't a debut. That said, in terms of the greatest debut's this on here comes close for me. Galaxie 500 - Today
  20. LocalNative

    Are we stronger now than when we finished the season?

    Assuming Rojo is the final one for the window, poses the question, is our team stronger now than the team that finished the season? *Please commence operation accuse everyone of bedwetting.
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