Perry Bamonte of The Cure has passed away.
https://www.thecure.com/news/2025/12/perry-archangelo-bamonte-1960-2025/?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio
Tell her it's a pain in the arse and you're not doing it. If she wants beef Wellington she can do it herself. Or buy the £195 Tom Kerridge one from M&S 😃