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Has Chico been in recently? I haven't seen him, and was wondering if Hurricane Noel hadn't blown his internet connection away. Noel: What a [Poor language removed] name for a hurricane. http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-7043658,00.html

This was the bit that got me: "The Liverpool star's payslip also included a column for student loan deductions." If that's true, the tight sod's accountant has obviously advised him to take advantage of the long-term, low interest repayments! ;)...

Don't look at me, I was hoping one of you would have heard something by now. I just hope it's nothing serious, because this lad is a star.

It's 1-0 to Liverpool, though. :(

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Oh, dear. Hamilton bodged the start, let alonso past, then lost the plot, locked up and is down to eighth. He's all over the place at the moment. Calm down, kidder.

Superb. (y)

Hi, Uncle Chico ... I have this recurring dream in which I'm being chased through a rundown fairground by the Cheeky Girls and a big pot of Imac hair removal cream. Now, I want them to catch me, but no matter how slowly I try to run, they keep falling farther and farther behind. Then, just as...

From Beattie's Myspace page (allegedly, I sgould add, as I lifted it from NSNO, and haven't seen the original weblog): What's noticable is that he seems to be very specific about who he's thanking, and who he isn't; ie David Moyes was deliberately left out. Ho hum.

I'm reading [speculation] that Nuno is on Saint-Etienne's shopping list. At 32, he doesn't seem to have the pace for the Premiership, and is known to get caught out from time to time. Clearly Baines will be first choice, and Moyes seems to prefer Lescott over Nuno; so, do we cash in...

Yup, our Lewis has had quite a serious 'off' in qualifying at the Nurburgring, apparently caused by a malfunctioning gun which left a nut loose on one of the front wheels. The latest is he's been taken to hospital, but is believed to be uninjured and never lost consciousness.

I trust you'll all do your duty ... Talksport vote: The Greatest British Striker of All Time

Came across this nonsense earlier ... at first I was getting pissed, but the pomposity of the posts began to get the better of me. They take themselves so seriously ... Riquelme to Everton? Yoor 'avin a laarf, intcha?

... and thank fook for that, that retarded 'thumb-sucking' goal celebration of his was embarassing - almost as bad as Robbie Keane's ridiculously over-the-top 'machine-gun' effort (thank God we didn't sign him; I'd have been praying for him not to score). Anyway, anyway ... what's the...