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Before we begin I’d like to place the blame for this squarely on Brendan Rogers. People referring to positions as numbers. Now clearly 1 is the goalie, and 9 is the CF. But what the hell are the kids playing at referring to positions numbers. I’ve been watching football and Everton for over...

I’ll start; Watch Mrs Brown’s Boys Listen to Ed Sheeran Be aware that Donald Trump exists

No Undies For Old Men The Devil Wears Indies Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Undies G’wed

Inspired by the following posts in the funnies thread, what are the greatest place names you’ve come across?

This is not exclusive to Everton or any particular player, it’s an outcome of the fear of being sued or complained about on all clubs’ behalves. Does anyone else wish the media team would ask new players a different set of questions? Because it a the same thing for every player, and the...

Hi folks. I was contacted by @AndyC yesterday, and he’s asked if we can signpost some people to a podcast he and Paul have discussed on stroke awareness. This is clearly an important topic and it’s always worth being aware of how to lower your risk of any cardiovascular disease. Here is what...

I see Graeme Sharp, our leading post war goalscorer returned to Goodison Park today. I’m all for forgiveness, especially for someone so high in stature here. I’m not trying to excuse anything nor fan any flames. I know Richard Buxton has come under flak for this recently. I’m fine with it...

What was supposed to be a wind up to @Joey66 finds me wishing an actual sincere happy birthday to an actual comedy legend.

A thread @Kurt. and @tommye would be proud of, which do you prefer, cling film or tin foil? I personally hate cling film. For our colonial members, this is aluminum foil and seran wrap.

Well let’s all hope this can be another step towards a last trophy for Goodison eh? And one that Moyes deserves for time served too perhaps.

Is it ever acceptable to microwave bacon. I myself (who, before entering the medical world, had limited chef training) claim this is wrong and an affront to the pigs that have given their lives so we may eat like kings. My sister on the other had (who can only cook fried eggs and instant...

Is anyone interested in doing the Liverpool Echo daily dingbat? So today;

Hi folks. What are your thoughts on the bidet? I don’t have one, I’ve never used one. My uncle has one.

I’ll start. “Then she turned around and said”…… Drives me spare. I imagine all their conversations involve twirling round on the spot. Makes no sense.

I’ll go first. A stapler.

Genuine question I’d like to put to the proletariat. Should an amnesty be called for Sharpy? What occurred wasn’t really anything to do with him, he was caught up in someone else’s lies, and is our leading post-war goalscorer and second all-time goalscorer as well as being one of our most...

Quite simply, which player were you at break time in school footy matches? I imagine most will be blues but let’s not be myopic about it, any player from any club is fine, even the odd red I suppose. I was Neville Southall.

What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of? I only ask because it absolutely cannot be hair. Who lets this absolute walloper out in public looking like that? Oh, and don’t forget to vote the tories out tomorrow.

So with the news that 777 have collapsed quicker than George Best on a Sunday morning, and we may have the possibility of two rich local blues being backed by Dell, when is it time to no longer feel absolutely crushing despair daily? They says its darkest before dawn but seems to have been dark...

Hello Do you wash shop-bought-brand-new-clean underwear before wearing them? I personally don’t.