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Place stinks of piss anyway, any leakage from those two wrinkly old gits would probably go unnoticed.

It'll be a revelation in the young man's life if he has the medical and finally discovers after 22 years that he's actually asthmatic.

I'm the same with the Bunnymen. I usually try to go to see them when they play in Liverpool, but they supported the Stones there a couple of years back and guaranteed there would have been an RS love-in from Mac so I gave it a miss.

Don't fancy sitting in a stadium with a load of youngsters with wannabe Grealish haircuts and hairbands.

Time for us to part ways with him I think. Didn't sign a new contract when he had the opportunity as he thought he was destined for better than us. Doesn't appear there are many suitors out there at the mo' so what are we the fall-back option? 3 league goals this season is the same as Keane and...

To be fair to those who include the RS in such discussions they are in reality more than likely alluding to Prince Andrew.

Fattest bloke who could squeeze into that XS shirt at their club shop prize?

Always loved this one

Hopefully they'll carry on with the end of this season to the start of the next. 7 points more than us since Moyes' arrival?

Thor's one of their own.

Jeez, I need new glasses, I was convinced that said 'penis'. 👓

Come on Sunderland. I've nothing against Sheffield Utd myself, their away fans were class at Goodison at the end of last season, but I'd love the Black Cats to do this for little Bradley - I think he gave us and Sunderland something which will last the years.

Chins up lad!

Hopefully someone will then push the bugger off it.

What a wonderful advertisement for Dickie Mastersbator's Premier League Circus. A footballing masterclass in one of Europe's blue chip football finals by two sides who'll finish the season below "smaller club" Everton despite our horrible first half-season. UTFT!

They should hand them all a bar of soap when they arrive, at least they'll get a good wash.

Must have had one hell of a food budget, still chomping away on crates of food at half time.

It was about 11.00 onwards, lots going from the Spellow Lane corner down Goodison Road to their turnstiles and others coming in the opposite direction. I'm 56 and my lads are grown up but I'm sure it was pretty uncomfortable for anyone with younger kids in there. Once we got in (turnstiles 1 and...

Just wanted to thank you all for making it such a memorable day. So chuffed to see Big Nev there (as it really isn't his type of thing is it!), and all you blue boys and girls of all ages, you made it special. What a day, nothing negative (though the crap policing could have led to difficulties...

I hope you don't work for MI5!