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"No Song For Dom"! We used to have one, I think it was based on a song in the little Dennis Waterman sketch in Little Britain where he used to "Write the feme tune, sing the feme tune" etc, anyway, it was "Dominic Calvert Lewin...Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo....He doesn't know what he's doin'.... Doo...

Reminds me of when we used to watch 'A Question of Sport' years ago (it's been pretty poo for years now) and whenever the screen with the photos of the 12 sporting men and women came up, if there was a horse and jockey we'd always shout "Princess Anne", followed by "but I don't know who's riding...

Bloody hell these Home Bargains glasses are crap, could have sworn that said 'porno'!

Good luck to the lad wherever he goes. I don't wish him any ill will but the time had come to part ways. He gave us some good moments but it had become clear a while ago that he was no longer capable of being our number one striker on anything near a regular basis.

Loving the Bayern Munich Santa Claus outfits with integrated beards.

Rushie and Aldridge?

Though these days he's more likely to be hearing the phrase "Allo, Allo, Allo" followed by "what's all this then?"

That sounds simple enough, cheers.

Am I right that ST holders who aren't able to get to a match will have to sell their ticket back through the club for members to buy? Or will it be possible to sell/give the ticket to someone you know as long as they are members? So much easier just giving someone my ST card for a game but that...

Can't wait to see hordes of Norwegians in Liverpool next season in their freshly printed 'Scouse not Spanish' t-shirts.

Place stinks of piss anyway, any leakage from those two wrinkly old gits would probably go unnoticed.

It'll be a revelation in the young man's life if he has the medical and finally discovers after 22 years that he's actually asthmatic.

I'm the same with the Bunnymen. I usually try to go to see them when they play in Liverpool, but they supported the Stones there a couple of years back and guaranteed there would have been an RS love-in from Mac so I gave it a miss.

Don't fancy sitting in a stadium with a load of youngsters with wannabe Grealish haircuts and hairbands.

Time for us to part ways with him I think. Didn't sign a new contract when he had the opportunity as he thought he was destined for better than us. Doesn't appear there are many suitors out there at the mo' so what are we the fall-back option? 3 league goals this season is the same as Keane and...

To be fair to those who include the RS in such discussions they are in reality more than likely alluding to Prince Andrew.

Fattest bloke who could squeeze into that XS shirt at their club shop prize?

Always loved this one

Hopefully they'll carry on with the end of this season to the start of the next. 7 points more than us since Moyes' arrival?

Thor's one of their own.