Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[Yarrgh]

Daniel Shrewdy Levy has just got wind that the deal hasn’t yet been completed. Uh oh.

Levy to PA: Get me a 2nd class return train ticket to Lime Street. I have business to attend to.

PA: It's £60.52. I can reserve a window seat for extra.

Levy: How much for a bus?

GOT: Anyone downloaded the National Express bus tracker yet?

 

[Connor]

This'll be announced by Real before we get round to it, I think that's the way it goes

 

[Seathestars]

Docoure medical wrapper up this morning by 10 AM , Hames Rodriguez completed 5 PM

What’s their English like mate, did you speak at all or hear them talk. I just wondered because of communication in the dressing room

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Yeah I know but we all missed James landing in London.

Well done for addressing the elephant in the room @marnie.

Although if James brings us half the fun that Flight Radar 24 has the last couple of days then we are in for good times

 

[jamieni]

Is this anything to do with Covid. I’m honestly not sure, I just thought maybe.

That was my first thought.

 

[LostLegend]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

 

[Zatara]

You're more of a Yakubu thigh or a Castillo thigh man?

Doucoure's i imagine will be very strong, yet supple.

Wouldnt be surprised if hes covered in baby oil as well for that special glow on his unveiling video.

James will be brushing his teeth with Allan barking and Carlo throwing him treats

 

[Connor]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

Since when has being an Ozil player been bad? Extremely talented footballers

 

[Seathestars]

@Tofeenut

Id like to know...

James: Are his teeth as fabulous up close and personal ?

Allan: Does he growl alot?

Doucoure: How big are his thighs? Are we talking Castillo or Yakubu?

Are you purple Aki mate

 

[Blueway]

What’s their English like mate, did you speak at all or hear them talk. I just wondered because of communication in the dressing room

According to his book, Ancelotti insists all his players learn English so they can communicate, so in theory...

 

[TheBigIguana]

Since when has being an Ozil player been bad? Extremely talented footballers

Ozil had like 19 assists in a season I'd very much take that

 

[GraemeS1980]

If it doesn’t happen by 20:30 then I can’t see any announcement today

 

[Zatara]

That's it then. Cancel the transfer! Lets go and sign Troy Deeney instead then shall we? Because Darren Bent doesn't think James Rodriguez will fit our system... tit.

Its 230am and im trying to find a polite word for stupid...

Nincompoop?

 

[nsno-chris]

You're more of a Yakubu thigh or a Castillo thigh man?

Doucoure's i imagine will be very strong, yet supple.

Wouldnt be surprised if hes covered in baby oil as well for that special glow on his unveiling video.

James will be brushing his teeth with Allan barking and Carlo throwing him treats

 

[Jim Hopper]

If it doesn’t happen by 20:30 then I can’t see any announcement today

Ive been saying this hourly since 6am this morning