The ask Zat for a stat thread

[Bryan+]

Dear ZatGPT

Huge fan of your oceanic knowledge of global youth scouting networks. Can you kindly fill me in what up and coming players we should be aware of?

Your number one fan x
*legal age please

 

[Rita_Poon]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, which was most hospitable when providing free drinks to you and your party all evening?​

 

[John from Bootle]

How many Lindstrom's, Small's, Gibson's, Dixon's, Simm's, Dowell's and Cannon's does it take to make a crap Championship side?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Tell us about all the young talents we should be keeping our eyes on

 

[Eggs]

….are Chermiti and Broja still the most skilful strikers Everton has ever had and do you still have Ray Wilkins curtains in your bedroom?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Is Bon Jovi your go to Karaoke band?

 

[Moomin]

Is Bon Jovi your go to Karaoke band?

You give love a bad name!!

Reckon he does a bit of the Jackson 5.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Post in thread 'Transfer Rumour: Adam Johnson, Dedryck Boyata & John Guidetti'

August 14, 2012

SELL Anichebe.

SIGN Guidetti and Niang.

Jelavic up front with Velios/Guidetti/Niang and McAleny as backup.

Very interesting indeed.

• Zatara

John Guidetti - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M'Baye_Niang

Conor McAleny - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Apostolos Vellios - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

incredible really.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

How many dead Palestinians is acceptable collateral damage so that Israel is safe from Hamas?

Oh, wrong thread. Which top young talent has the most running power and makes the most runs ahead of the ball globally?

 

[Kurt.]

You give love a bad name!!

Reckon he does a bit of the Jackson 5.

Punch to the heart,
And you’re too blame

 

[Kurt.]

Just remember guys…. If you’re going after the captain you best not miss or he will track you with his security triads

 

[jazzy]

If ;
a. I could be arsed and
b. I had the vaulting skills

it would be interesting to put together a Zat first XI of all the players that he was desperate for us to sign and who he was convinced would become world beaters.

I genuinely can't recall him ever suggesting a young keeper but I can give you 3 of his back 4....
Aarons
Todibo
Royale.

I'm sure you guys have a better memory than me.

 

[Eggs]

If ;
a. I could be arsed and
b. I had the vaulting skills

it would be interesting to put together a Zat first XI of all the players that he was desperate for us to sign and who he was convinced would become world beaters.

I genuinely can't recall him ever suggesting a young keeper but I can give you 3 of his back 4....
Aarons
Todibo
Royale.

I'm sure you guys have a better memory than me.

….i just hope he’s finally right and Dibling will be worth £100m in 18 months. Come on Zat ffs.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Top 5 favourite Presidents

 

[Eggs]

If ;
a. I could be arsed and
b. I had the vaulting skills

it would be interesting to put together a Zat first XI of all the players that he was desperate for us to sign and who he was convinced would become world beaters.

I genuinely can't recall him ever suggesting a young keeper but I can give you 3 of his back 4....
Aarons
Todibo
Royale.

I'm sure you guys have a better memory than me.

…..he’d love Potter as Manager.