2025/26 Merlin Röhl



…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.
 
…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.
When are you getting married?
 
…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.
Stuff like this is why I bring my phone the bogs
 

…so, I’m washing my hands after a wee in this hotel abroad and there’s a bloke washing his hands in the sink next to me. He asks in a foreign accent, “who is your club”, I told him Everton and he says he’s German & we have an amazing scouting network signing Merlin Rohl.

He’s a Borrusia Dortmund fan, knew all about the Toffees. Asked what I knew about BD, so I mentioned the ‘66 Cup Winners Cup Final and he was so chuffed I knew about it he gave me a man hug, which given where we were was a little concerning.

Anyway, he was very insistent on pronouncing Rohl the right way but was genuine in his admiration for him as a player.
Oh, those kinky Germans. Always know a way to a man's heart....with their ways of making you talk. Did he ask you for your papers, by any chance?
 

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