Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Bluebonic]

This is my kind of gang. I don't have a garden though, so no pitch fork or hoe. Can I carry a kitchen utensil, perhaps a turkey baster?

One of them big mad forks you stab the meat with before you carve it? Failing that, just bring your bad intent we are the GOT equivalent of Trumps ‘Proud Boys’ we are the ‘less depressed than we were last season’ boys! We stand for MEGA (Make Everton Get Arightback)

 

[Brisan123]

I suggest we talk more about what free agents we could still sign...

Well @Clarky cat has said he’s leaving if we sign Zouma , so that’s one of the list
Any RBs on the list

 

[Curtis]

What happened to Emmanuel Dennis? I noticed he's in the free agent pile currently, seemed to be decent at one time but plummeted apparently

 

[MikeH72]

Anatolin Alcaraz ( BBS signing) might have a say in that conversation

Martina was worse. He had me genuinely thinking I couldn’t do any worse.

 

[FTY]

Anatolin Alcaraz ( BBS signing) might have a say in that conversation

He looked alright in his first few games IIRC

 

[Curtis]

Martina was worse. He had me genuinely thinking I couldn’t do any worse.

No way Martina was an extremely limited footballer but he had some serviceable games playing on the left when he was a RB , Alcaraz was just a calamitous injury prone player

 

[oglop44]

No way Martina was an extremely limited footballer but he had some serviceable games playing on the left when he was a RB , Alcaraz was just a calamitous injury prone player

His performance against Dynamo Kyiv is one of the worst individual footballing performances I have ever witnessed. Truly atrocious.

 

[Curtis]

Someone might have a crush on a certain gelled up winger from Leeds

I can't wait for the fume when we sign Jack Harrison haha

Harrison, Keane and Coleman all to start against Leeds.

I agree. Just we've seen this before. Hopefully we can get him, but if not I'm very interested to see what happens with that £30m that's been earmarked for right wing. Jack Harrison on loan?

I can see this dragging on for the next 7/8 days then we end up with Jack Harrison

The only person who will sign is Jack Harrison. At this stage it looks nailed on

We'll get a winger (9th on the list), a free transfer right back, and Jack Harrison.

@Noisy noise annoys Jack Harrison instead maybe?

It's quickly approaching "he'll have to do" and "we need numbers" territory, which means the likes of Jack Harrison will almost certainly start coming back into the discussion.

Probably enter talks for a few West Ham rejects like Ward-Prowse and Cornet, too.

Clubs will know our desperation also, so we can fully expect to get absolutely zero value for money.

As it stands we're going to see no-right-foot McNeil at right wing against Leeds with Keane partnering Tarkowski at the back, and if we're unlucky and get an injury in the game we genuinely could see Onyango enter the fray.

Welcome home Jack Harrison.
@Noisy noise annoys

I genuinely think Jack Harrison will become a serious option at the start of next week.

 

[Verbal Kint]

You must be joking?! Guy is finished.

He's not finished he's Jamaican ain't he

 

[Abraders]

His performance against Dynamo Kyiv is one of the worst individual footballing performances I have ever witnessed. Truly atrocious.

Thought I'd erased that from memory. I really thought we had something going that season in the cups, devastated and furious after that second leg defeat is an understatement

 

[chicoazul]

 

[Clarky cat]

Well @Clarky cat has said he’s leaving if we sign Zouma , so that’s one of the list
Any RBs on the list

I’m not sure I did… I will be very disappointed if we do sign Kurt Zouma, purely because he resides at the very apex of mediocrity. He’s also a toddler-brained bell.
Kurt Zouma makes Michael Keane look like Franco Baresi.

La cucaracha.

 

[Clarky cat]

Someone might have a crush on a certain gelled up winger from Leeds

A plethora of plebs right there. Don’t rest until they are all squirming, brave Knight.

 

[MisterJ]

This is just the first salvo the more egregious offenders have not been listed , those who have mentioned Jh from Leeds returning, have an opportunity to confess their sins and be absolved , otherwise it is a possibility that you will face my righteous wrath. (Sidenote I think I've been adversely influenced by Chico)

No mercy, watch them burn. (Wet bedsheets not withstanding)

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He's not finished he's Jamaican ain't he

I only just got that!