Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Exeter_Gently]

God awful

Some favourites of mine:
- Dani Alves having 'Dani Alves' tattooed on his chest.
- Leroy Sane back piece of him scoring against Monaco in the Champions League. A tie that they eventually lost
- Richarlison getting Neymar's face and Neymar asking him to have it removed.

Richie's Neymar one is absolutely snid.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

They used to fill their time playing golf...now they fill their bodies with ink.

Haha
I detect a certain hostility to tattoos .

 

[ValBlue]

oh o

surely you resolve it with:

You gotta Röhl with it, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to play how you play, Merlin’s magic is the Everton way…
And it's all too much, for you to take...

However I think i still prefer:

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Tricks Up His Sleeve, Merlin Rohl

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Always believe, Merlin Rohl.

That’s class actually

 

[Nyhus]

I like that a lot. A footballer whos into photography, art and reading.

 

[Blue Alert]

Pickford’s into reading…

…water bottles.

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

I like that a lot. A footballer whos into photography, art and reading.

He looks a little bit like Jesse Eisenberg from The Social Network.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I like that a lot. A footballer whos into photography, art and reading.

Shows a creative mind which will ultimately manifest itself on the pitch.

 

[Nyhus]

Shows a creative mind which will ultimately manifest itself on the pitch.

Thats what im thinking too. I bet him and Baines will get along great

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

They used to fill their time playing golf...now they fill their bodies with ink.

At least Cahill's would actually make sense to someone, other than his 8 y/o self, as long as you knew the bare minimum about him.

 

[Miked1e]

Merlin Rohl,
he came from Germany
He's f'in 6ft 3
With Jack, Kiernan, Illy
He's joined us at Bramley....

Da da da da da da da

Repeat

To the tune of There she Goes.....

This is my 2nd effort.

 

[Seathestars]

Merlin Rohl,
he came from Germany
He's f'in 6ft 3
With Jack, Kiernan, Illy
He's joined us at Bramley....

Da da da da da da da

Repeat

To the tune of There she Goes.....

This is my 2nd effort.

Boss mate, well done, I can hear this ringing round the docks

 

[Blue peter]

I like that a lot. A footballer whos into photography, art and reading.

Selfies when he scores

 

[Seathestars]

This guy is into photography, I don't want to see a bad word wrote about him, ever. You will be reported

 

[jazzy]

I like that a lot. A footballer whos into photography, art and reading.

Clearly going to fit right in at BMD.

Not really sure why footballers have a reputation for being thick. Perhaps it's the media training where they are taught to give bland , uncontroversial answers to every question.

Back in the day I remember reading that Galvin who played for Spurs had a degree in Russian and being amazed . When I hear players like Lewis - Skelly and Eze interviewed they strike me as intelligent, interesting and articulate.

As another poster remarked he should get on well with Leighton who I think still retains a keen interest in photography.

Merlin will certainly have loads of subject matter in our beautiful city.

 

[Nymzee]

Clearly going to fit right in at BMD.

Not really sure why footballers have a reputation for being thick. Perhaps it's the media training where they are taught to give bland , uncontroversial answers to every question.

Back in the day I remember reading that Galvin who played for Spurs had a degree in Russian and being amazed . When I hear players like Lewis - Skelly and Eze interviewed they strike me as intelligent, interesting and articulate.

As another poster remarked he should be in well with Leighton who I think still retains a keen interest in photography.

Merlin will certainly have loads of subject matter in our beautiful city.

I mean a lot of them just come across thick regardless of media training. Lots of them probably aren't bothered at all about school in favour of focusing on football so unless they're just naturally bright I reckon there's a fair chance they'll be pretty thick. You only have to watch the academy scholar videos to see how they feel about school and learning.