2025/26 Nathan Patterson

[MACCA75]

We definitely need him, and contrary to some, he’s never looked terrible, just always been very ‘meh’.

 

[Paul Rideout]

You said when available he played under Lampard.

You said when available out of the 12 times he played 10 of them.

You're wrong.

Of the Games Patterson was actually fit/available for ≈ 12 - he played in 10 of them.

I also said this.

So why are you leaving the ‘fit’ part out?

 

[Moomin]

I also said this.

So why are you leaving the ‘fit’ part out?

Put the full comment of what you said out.

Approximately 73% of Lampard’s games as Everton manager Patterson wasn’t properly fit or available (32/44)

Of the Games Patterson was actually fit/available for ≈ 12 - he played in 10 of them.

When he was fit, Lampard picked him.

So yeah let’s look at what you’ve said and why it’s total horse excrement.

Did Lampard put him on the bench injured?

 

[Moomin]

I said:



You want to try again?

You said you used Chatgpt

Well if it’s false then google and chat gpt are wrong. And how does that anecdotal evidence disprove anything??

Why don’t you come back with real stats, I have more details - but if you think it’s false then drill into it and let’s see details

The real stats are he sat on the bench when Lampard arrived. He played the first half against Boreham Wood and that was it.

Please, lets see the more details you have.

 

[Neiler]

Like any player he needs a prolonged run of games to settle within any team set up(whoever is in charge!) , he has never been able to do this due to sustaining long term injuries whenever he managed to be considered for a first team start.

Whether or not he is good enough is definitely up for debate but as for his representatives giving him poor direction or wasting his or Everton's time by staying put, I think if he's ever going to develop into the player that his early potential promised then he has the perfect manager in Moyes to coach, encourage and advise him to become the injury free, confident, contributing regular right back that the club's investment deserves.

I don’t think he has the quality if I’m honest mate and I think he’s at the age now, where he should be starting, I think his time and opportunity are gone here and I don’t think he’s made the best of either.

Hopefully I’m wrong.

I think it’s been a bad deal for both him and us.

It’s best to move on for all involved in my opinion.

 

[Bez2k2k]

I dislike him at a footballer. I remember his debut and he was almost by the halfway line and I remember thinking if they break here he is so far out of position. Unfortunately I don’t feel like he’s improve in that aspect. There’s been a few games where we have conceded because a player was behind him at the back.

I remember him jumping up in the air against Arsenal I think. He headed it upwards, fell on his bum and they scored. I just don’t feel like he’s a good right back at all. However. I would love him to prove me wrong because I really want it to work out for him. I would love Myko, Jarad, Tarky and Patto, but i just don’t think he’s the answer. Moyes with the Scottish connection might be the one to actually get him going.

 

[Paul Rideout]

You said you used Chatgpt



The real stats are he sat on the bench when Lampard arrived. He played the first half against Boreham Wood and that was it.

Please, lets see the more details you have.

You don’t think managers put players on the bench when not fit?

You misquote me then get uppity when you’re called out being selective/inaccurate.

I also said i used google. (Again partially quoting ) You know, a regular search engine? How do you get your info outside of incorrect selective memory?

You love partially or fully misquoting don’t you?

 

[Moomin]

You don’t think managers put players on the bench when not fit?

You misquote me then get uppity when you’re called out being selective/inaccurate.

I also said i used google. You know, a regular search engine? How do you get your info outside of incorrect selective memory?

You love partially or fully misquoting don’t you?

You clearly got it wrong, just accept it.

 

[Paul Rideout]

You clearly got it wrong, just accept it.

I clearly and originally was calling Dave out for his bs, pointing out that for the vast majority of lampards reign, Patterson wasn’t fit or available, and that his narrative, a lovely story that it was, was exactly that.

I then pointed out that he wasn’t fit or available for 70 odd % of lampards games.

But let’s include your contentious games where he was on the bench but not deemed fit because coming back from injury/moved to a new club. He was out for +60% of games, benched for 6 (I’ll take your word) and played what was it 12? 10? Whatever it’s all the remaining games.

Does that sound like a player of whom Dave’s tale is accurate? Which, you know, is the whole effing point of this.

 

[Moomin]

I clearly and originally was calling Dave out for his bs, pointing out that for the vast majority of lampards reign, Patterson wasn’t fit or available, and that his narrative, a lovely story that it was, was exactly that.

I then pointed out that he wasn’t fit or available for 70 odd % of lampards games.

But let’s include your contentious games where he was on the bench but not deemed fit because coming back from injury. He was out for +60% of games, benched for 6 (I’ll take your word) and played the remaining 12.

Does that sound like a player of whom Dave’s tale is accurate? Which, you know, is the whole effing point of this.

Did we sign him injured? Are you making more stuff up now? Did ChatGPT till you that as well?

You said fit/available for 12 games. I'm sorry but if someone is on the bench he is available to play.

Your stats from Chatgpt are wrong, just accept it.

 

[Nymzee]

The amount of chatter about this lad is insane.

 

[Paul Rideout]

I'm sorry.

apology accepted (see how misquoting works both ways pal? )

 

[Rob17896]

Of course players moving from other leagues are always deemed fit and should play immediately when they are on the bench and don’t need any time getting used to the intensity and new surroundings.

Let’s include thoee

Davek’s comment is still clearly wrong… which was the whole point.

Not worth pointing out. We know, whatever it is

 

[Moomin]

apology accepted (see how misquoting works both ways pal? )

Point to the bit I misquoted you then.

I never altered a quote at all.

You got something wrong.

Patterson arrived fit and well, he never got picked to play as they preferred Coleman and Jonjoe Kenny at the time.

Myko came in at the same time and played until he got injured.

 

[Rob17896]

I dislike him at a footballer. I remember his debut and he was almost by the halfway line and I remember thinking if they break here he is so far out of position. Unfortunately I don’t feel like he’s improve in that aspect. There’s been a few games where we have conceded because a player was behind him at the back.

I remember him jumping up in the air against Arsenal I think. He headed it upwards, fell on his bum and they scored. I just don’t feel like he’s a good right back at all. However. I would love him to prove me wrong because I really want it to work out for him. I would love Myko, Jarad, Tarky and Patto, but i just don’t think he’s the answer. Moyes with the Scottish connection might be the one to actually get him going.

I think Scottish and football are not really linked these days.