2025/26 Iliman Ndiaye

[JimEFC_2]

at Anfield, he has a massive crimson turd in the centre circle

At Old Trafford, he tries to take a souvenir photo but his camera doesn't work

 

[Paul Rideout]

At Old Trafford, he tries to take a souvenir photo but his camera doesn't work

Or he lays off a couple of dinner ladies.

 

[JimEFC_2]

Or he lays off a couple of dinner ladies.

Haha yes. Starts throwing P45s into the crowd. United fans fall in love with him, Ratcliffe bids 60m next summer and we say 120m

 

[Drico]

I keep thinking through all the celebrations he has planned...
So far im thinking that at Arsenal he lights a cannon but it doesn't fire.
At wham he uses a hammer and it breaks

Any more?

At Anfield, he defecates.

 

[JimEFC_2]

At Anfield, he defecates.

The thriller in Manilla
The Rumble in the Jungle
The sh*t at the pit

Iconic moment in Everton's title winning season

 

[Tommy Chong]

I keep thinking through all the celebrations he has planned...
So far im thinking that at Arsenal he lights a cannon but it doesn't fire.
At wham he uses a hammer and it breaks

Any more?

Against the barcodes, he does ‘ The Horse Punch’.

And when we play Leeds again:

You know, because they’re a bunch of tossers.

 

[Blue Smoke]

Tossing off sign, and laying a giant turd on the pitch.....thats got to be some bans surely??...lol

 

[tonka1878]

Surprising he isn’t talked about more by the media. Top level talent.

That is due to who he plays for! If he was a Kopite they would all love him!

 

[bluerobert]

Against Burnley he pulls his sister out the crowd and makes sweet yet aggressive love to her right on the pitch

 

[sladen90]

Against Burnley he pulls his sister out the crowd and makes sweet yet aggressive love to her right on the pitch

I had to read back to understand what this was relating to..... thought I came onto the wrong site

 

[bluerobert]

I had to read back to understand what this was relating to..... thought I came onto the wrong site

No no, it’s exactly the site you thought it was (touches nipple)

 

[hetion]

Inter tried to buy him for £40m according to Boyland.

 

[chicoazul]

He’s the best Everton player I’ve seen in years. The only reason I watched games sometimes last season. Made up Everton are putting quality players around him so we can get the best of him. Doing well on the right wing too, qualify there at last.

When he goes he will make us serious profit, but until then, we have a baller.

 

[Furey1878]

I'd like to see us move him back to the 10 or the left with Dibbling on the right once he is up to speed.

Another option I'd like to see, maybe when we're at a point were we control games better, is him on the left or through the middle in a front 3.

 

[preposterousvelios]

I'd like to see us move him back to the 10 or the left with Dibbling on the right once he is up to speed.

Another option I'd like to see, maybe when we're at a point were we control games better, is him on the left or through the middle in a front 3.

I really like the idea of him at 10 considering he's now shown he's comfortable anywhere across that 3.

Grealish comfortable on the left and in the middle, Dibling comfortable on the right and in the middle. If you put Ndiaye inbetween them you have a fluid 3 that can constantly swap positions and drag defenders all over the place. Would be very hard to play against.