Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Librarian]

I once had a cat named Merlin.

That's all I've got.

Tell me more about Merlin, his likes and dislikes, habits and ultimately his demise

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He's got a Chinese step brother also mate called Wok In

Isn’t his surname Wohl?

 

[tommye]

He`ll have the Scouse bird Terracotta Army all over him in town.

You won`t be able to see him for botox, filler, fake tan and fake boobs.

Hellooo lad, oooh ye'air is gooooorgeous isn't it.
What produkkkt d'ye use?

 

[Milkman]

If we can pick up Panini in January too we'll have a great shot at Topps 6 I reckon

 

[RinkyDinker]

He`ll have the Scouse bird Terracotta Army all over him in town.

You won`t be able to see him for botox, filler, fake tan and fake boobs.

“Hiyaaaaaa maaaaate”

 

[COYBL25]

Hellooo lad, oooh ye'air is gooooorgeous isn't it.
What produkkkt d'ye use?

That looks just like a women who drinks in my local

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Didn’t realise he was so tall.
JOB 6’6
Braithwaite 6’5
Rohl 6’3
Beto 6’4
Barry 6’5
Tarks 6’2
Get our delivery right, we are going to be difficult to stop from set pieces.

Martin O’Neill will be aroused if he sees that!

 

[MrD]

"You can play as a defensive and an offensive midfielder, do you think that's a strength?"

Interviewer; What do you think it'll be like to play Infront of these fans?

Player; I think it'll be awful. The boooooos can never drown out their entitled bitterness....YNWA!

 

[tommye]

That looks just like a women who drinks in my local

Anything over 25 looks like that in Woolton Village mate

 

[MrD]

Hellooo lad, oooh ye'air is gooooorgeous isn't it.
What produkkkt d'ye use?

Wayne Rooney's trousers start to tighten

 

[TheNinja]

He's never two footed. Never.

A cursory look at his youtube packages tells you that.

Not like you to try to find a negative

 

[RinkyDinker]

Hellooo lad, oooh ye'air is gooooorgeous isn't it.
What produkkkt d'ye use?

Pat Butchers let herself go

 

[tommye]

Wayne Rooney's trousers start to tighten

That looks just like a women who drinks in my local

*if you're reading Wayne, DM @COYBL25 for details

 

[Lob]

Looks like a good signing anyway. Happy with this.

 

[blulouie]

Didn’t realise he was so tall.
JOB 6’6
Braithwaite 6’5
Rohl 6’3
Beto 6’4
Barry 6’5
Tarks 6’2
Get our delivery right, we are going to be difficult to stop from set pieces.

Don't forget Mick Keggers
6'3" and always good for a few goals.