John Ebbrwool
Player Valuation: £225k
Lovely head of hair on him. Hopefully it’ll inspire KDH and Dibbo to get a bit of volume.
Kept us waiting all night but handily managed to get an interview with him in. Yeh you looked rushed, Everton.
Fat banger, half smoked, hanging out his grid.Need to get clips of him on a robbed mountain bike, in full North Face gear, doing a massive wheelie outside the new ground.
Well the number 17 was only vacated late this afternoon.Can’t believe no midfielders have taken 8,6 or 17.
What song did he do?So refreshing to hear a new singing call us a big club with good history and passionate fans
Thought he came across well there, no sign of an egoLove him already
Should at least use the search function, page 2 !Can't believe it's taken until page 67 for someone to make this joke!
Just Rohl with it…….ffs his own thread![]()
What song did he do?
He chose the number himself. As he says in the video.Why do all our midfielders have rubbish squad numbers?