Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Tigger]

Not a hint of it on sky haha

 

[bluesb1970]

What does Scheißen mean?

It means we’ve got a good’un

 

[Tigger]

"Incomprehensible, simply incomprehensible. How can anyone let themselves be ripped off like this? It's insane. Words are truly lost, and meanwhile, the Everton officials are quietly laughing to themselves."

"This is clearly a mistake. You can't just give away such talent."

"Freiburg is really stupid... They can't seem to get it together and are giving away key players... 2nd division is calling"

"How can you be so stupid"

"I'd sell other players first. I can't understand that. It's a shame."

"Simply a disaster"

"Completely incomprehensible, I'm truly speechless. What are they doing?"

"It's incomprehensible to give away such talent. It hurts my soul."

"I'm starting to think SC Freiburg has lost its mind"

"Unbelievable! How can you let go of such a talent!? With a triple burden! Sorry, but I'm slowly losing faith in whoever is responsible!"

These are some of the translated comments from the announcement on the Freiburg Facebook page.

 

[jazzy]

What does Scheißen mean?

Well....I play table tennis and one of the better players in the league is German.

When he hits a bad shot the S word comes out or merde if he was French , rhymes with quit.

 

[Nymzee]

That's not true. I'm sure @Nymzee has seen him twice a year.

Captained Germany U21 vs England in the Euros this Summer so clearly no one here supports their country :/

 

[heatmeiser]

Hadn't heard of him 'till today, guess we'll just have to Rohl With It.

Can't believe it's taken until page 67 for someone to make this joke!

 

[Micky_T]

Never heard of this guy & never seen him play but his Sofascore match ratings aren't great. I'm assuming there must be a good player in there somewhere if Moyes wants him so I'll give him a chance.

Hopefully Merlin will enjoy his spell at Everton.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

I was half expecting them to be comments from the numerous kopites on Sky Sports panel shows.

Incomprehensible is too difficult a word for them mate

 

[Nymzee]

So no one wants to wear 8 huh. He even wears it for Germany but won’t take it haah.

 

[southbluey]

Hoping this is another Moyes special

 

[helpimonfire]

Merlin is in the city.

 

[tommye]

Can't believe it's taken until page 67 for someone to make this joke!

70 pages of crap puns.



*rohls eyes

 

[dixienormous]

Could be the next John Oster this lad.

One can dream...

 

[MrD]

Lot's of Frieburg fans on Instagram hoping for our relegation

 

[tommye]

Lot's of Frieburg fans on Instagram hoping for our relegation

Never forgiven us for Stan Boardman taking the piss out of their grandads