Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[barneygumble]

First German player we've had since Hitzlsperger?

Mr Spray On Hair, is a German.

Even got U21 caps.

 

[Drico]

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Mr Spray On Hair, is a German.

Even got U21 caps.

I suppose he's German in the same way Jack Grealish is Irish...

 

[witchdoc187]

It’s like the twilight zone in here
Stop stealing my crap songs

Did you also do rohl the boat? Did you come up with a second line? I couldn't.

 

[windymiller]

I suppose he's German in the same way Jack Grealish is Irish...

Well, no, he was actually born and raised in Germany. He didn't just have a German Grandpappy.

 

[witchdoc187]

22m is nothing nowadays.

Small change for me too mate. Pah!

 

[Marc bolan]

Much as he's got a face you'd like to chop Wood on, he's one hell of a player. Hopefully we'll see how much of a lifelong Kopite he is when they face Villa.

He won't be eligible to play against rs

 

[barneygumble]

I suppose he's German in the same way Jack Grealish is Irish...

Born in Germany, grew up in Germany, Professional Debut in Germany...

Feels pretty German to me

 

[heatmeiser]

Magic mate

Wizard pun klaxon!!

 

[Drico]

Born in Germany, grew up in Germany, Professional Debut in Germany...

Feels pretty German to me

Tell him that... and the Turkish "diaspora"...

 

[n01efc]

So we have him on loan and have to buy him in the summer?

 

[Miked1e]

The Rohl'ing Stones - It's only Rock 'N' Rohl ( But I Like It )

We love Merlin Rohl,
In the middle, up front or at the back..
We love Merlin Rohl
Thank f*** we didn't end up with that t**t Soucek

 

[witchdoc187]

No idea about him but it’s conceptually so much better of an idea than Soucek.

It's an absolute disgrace. The club is rotten to the core.Soucek is more of a leader. Open the relegation thread.

Also the head on my beer at BMD was too big. Needs demolishing. Disgrace.

 

[windymiller]

Tell him that... and the Turkish "diaspora"...

I'm not saying he's not Turkish, I'm just saying he's more German than Grealish is Irish.

 

[ValBlue]

You gotta Röhl with it, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to play how you play, Merlin’s magic in the Everton way…

 

[lint]

This is my favourite snippet of info on him:

"Rohl prefers reading books or facing teammate Florent Muslija in a chess match instead of playing video games. He rides his bike to training - like a few Freiburg players - and has neither Instagram nor Twitter"

Sounds like a hippy boho flaneur to me. Notice he has a handy online chess ranking. Can't wait to see him on his pushy riding to training...