Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Nymzee]

See why Nymz doesn't like him, he ripped Sporting Sweet Tooth apart

I never said I didn't like him? He's a great prospect - just not what we need right now.

 

[Nymzee]

You don't know this at all do you

But go ahead, why don't you Google some stats about percentage positions played, ball recoveries in the final third and tackles won like the rest of the experts on here

How have you been on here 10 years and not yet discovered I watch a lot of German football?

 

[DanB90]

I never said I didn't like him? He's a great prospect - just not what we need right now.

Who would you liken him to Nymz?
Fbref have most similar player as Abdoulaye Doucoure, which is concerning to say the least.

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

 

[ElGato]

How have you been on here 10 years and not yet discovered I watch a lot of German football?

Yeah I clocked that almost as soon as I posted it. "Oh yeah this is that Leipzig fella"

Tell me all about Mr Rohl then

 

[Everton1654]

Has any sort of a link appeared for this?

First linked in May 24 as Onana replacement

 

[Nymzee]

Who would you liken him to Nymz?
Fbref have most similar player as Abdoulaye Doucoure, which is concerning to say the least.

Honestly he's a bit of an anomaly - plays like someone that should be 5 inches smaller; glides around. He'll be versatile across the attack and maybe in centre mid but again, my biggest gripe is that he's not a defensive mid and we need a defensive mid.

 

[polish]

Is he a defensive mid?

 

[Nymzee]

Yeah I clocked that almost as soon as I posted it. "Oh yeah this is that Leipzig fella"

Tell me all about Mr Rohl then

Sniff it

 

[HKContractDave]

Doesn't seem to be on social media either. I'm in

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Mate, we did all these back in June...

Post in thread 'Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread'

June 25, 2025

Magic. (Starts digging out Merlin puns furiously )

Everton enchanter
Midfield mage
Silky sorcerer

• st.domingo

Spoil sport

 

[BullensBob]

My dad watches a lot of Scottish football, doesn't qualify him to tell me a player's a**e from his elbow though tbf

 

[Nymzee]

Decent fee.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Welcome to our new midfield Rolls Royce, this guy is a real engine!

@Old Blue 2

Your time to shine kidda...

 

[Rita_Poon]

How have you been on here 10 years and not yet discovered I watch a lot of German football?

I just didn't believe you...