Manchester United

[LinekersLegs]

A lively thread!

André Onana | 2025/26 Performances

Actually we're comparable to Arsenal in that regard and Onana goes long less than Chelsea's Sanchez. It's still an odd tactic from us as Onana is terrible in his delivery. Going long straight from a goal kick and/or going long in general? If Sesko can handle himself in an aerial, it'll be...

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[Drico]

The really terrifying thing for United is their massively expensive new players are the ones infected with the failure malaise. Cunha and Mbeumo missed their penalties. They struck me as "will these do?" signings in the summer. Not exactly elite purchases.

That club is in big, delicious, succulent trouble.

 

[Sam0697]

The really terrifying thing for United is their massively expensive new players are the ones infected with the failure malaise. Cunha and Mbeumo missed their penalties. They struck me as "will these do?" signings in the summer. Not exactly elite purchases.

That club is in big, delicious, succulent trouble.

They're solid players for a mid table club, but not 60/70m superstars who will carry them to the top of the tree like they seem to think they will.

 

[Efcjake]

I'd genuinely love it if we somehow get Mainoo off of them because of the chaos Amorim is causing.

 

[The T-Dex]

Unbelievable that they were able to bring on around 300 million pounds of transfers off the bench. I'm so glad they lost, a stain on modern day football.

 

[bullybeef]

Reuben Amorim sounds like he’s on the verge of quitting

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

We had some horrific times under Moshiri and <insert manager here> but this combo of Ratcliffe and Amorim is almost comedic levels of tragic. Utter incompetence at levels hitherto unseen from these bad sausages.

 

[Tommy Chong]

It sucks to be a United fan at the moment…

 

[Nymzee]

I'd genuinely love it if we somehow get Mainoo off of them because of the chaos Amorim is causing.

Proper Overrated.

 

[EFCPaul]

A Wolves-level manager who is somehow managing Manchester United. Long may it continue.

Sat on the bench cowering like he's in a WWI trench instead of watching the pens. What a great image of leadership.

 

[cronullasharks]

A Wolves-level manager who is somehow managing Manchester United. Long may it continue.

Sat on the bench cowering like he's in a WWI trench instead of watching the pens. What a great image of leadership.

I hope he had a blanket over him too

 

[ChesterBlue]

A lively thread!

André Onana | 2025/26 Performances

Actually we're comparable to Arsenal in that regard and Onana goes long less than Chelsea's Sanchez. It's still an odd tactic from us as Onana is terrible in his delivery. Going long straight from a goal kick and/or going long in general? If Sesko can handle himself in an aerial, it'll be...

www.redcafe.net

 

[Efcjake]

Proper Overrated.

Nah I think he's got a bit of everything in a midfielder for me.

 

[The T-Dex]

This tickled me.

 

[Bryan+]

I feel a bit sorry for the fans, must be a horrific experience watching this, a bit like our last 4 years.