Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
Unlike Shakira, his hips do lie which is why nobody can stop him.
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I’m loyal to my man so no name change upcoming but I have to confess being impressed by a guy who clearly doesn’t skip leg day and isn’t afraid to wear short shortsWhat's next for you Sparklebottom, @Jack's Calves? Gary's gettin' a bit worried.
They need to get near him firstAt the risk of potentially being a jinx - I'd really want to err on the side of caution with him tonight and just not play him personally. Mansfield are a physical side and he'll almost certainly be targeted..
It was his composure and confidence on the ballHe was like comically better than every Everton and Brighton player the other day. Just love how he plays.
I think he wants it! He's clearly loving it and he wants more and more of it. Gutted I couldn't get a ticket for tonightPraying he makes it through tonight in one piece. I wouldn't have started him personally..
SamePraying he makes it through tonight in one piece. I wouldn't have started him personally..