2025/26 Michael Keane

[PhilRegan]

Already justifying that new contract. Was it 1 or 2 years?

Should of been 3

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

A* in his role as back up defender. I think the first choice lads need to be a bit more available and do their jobs as well as big Keano is.

The question is, when does the back up become first choice? If Keane does well he should keep his place on principle.

 

[pink toffees]

The question is, when does the back up become first choice? If Keane does well he should keep his place on principle.

IMO going forward it should be Braithwaite and O Brien. But we need a fit and good RB for that to happen. I think Tarks best days are behind him and Keane I can never fully trust. Maybe Moyes is getting the best out of Keane. He did want him at West Ham I believe.

 

[heatmeiser]

A player someone likes has a great game and hes amazing, incredible performance etc

A player someone hates has a great game, ah he did ok, he needs to do it all season, overreacting to one performance or make up a scenario that he would be rubbish in.

I was one of the ones saying we needed rid a year ago, liability etc. but his performances the first two games and most games he played in last season have been decent. Hell have some rubbish games like all players do but as a third or fourth choice he has shown he’s capable and im sound admitting i was wrong.

I liken Keane to the Spices of Kashmir curry house from round my gaff years ago.

You'd get food poisoning and be leaking from every orifice for a week and then a few months later you'd kind of forget, go back and get a decent curry.

"Hey it isn't so bad this place after all"

And we'd be all smiles while ordering a chicken balti.

Next morning your arse is hanging out again and you remember why you avoided the place.

Michael Keane is the Spices of Kashmir. He's currently a decent chicken balti, but we all know any day now we can wake up with the squits.

 

[COYBL25]

A player someone likes has a great game and hes amazing, incredible performance etc

A player someone hates has a great game, ah he did ok, he needs to do it all season, overreacting to one performance or make up a scenario that he would be rubbish in.

I was one of the ones saying we needed rid a year ago, liability etc. but his performances the first two games and most games he played in last season have been decent. Hell have some rubbish games like all players do but as a third or fourth choice he has shown he’s capable and im sound admitting i was wrong.

You weren`t wrong mate.

His bad games and games that cost us points far outweigh his good games.

We`re two games in, let`s see how he`s getting on after 6/8 games before declaring him as proper competition for the first choice CB`s.

 

[Khalekan]

I love this song.

 

[witchdoc187]

Some people on here are dying for him to make an error.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Some people on here are dying for him to make an error.

None of us want Everton to lose and everyone on here wants every Everton player to perform at their best. Posts like this are tedious horse manure made to stir up the forum for no reason at all.

 

[SJB]

Posts like this are tedious horse manure made to stir up the forum for no reason at all.

Differences of opinion and frank exchanges of view are what keeps this forum going HC. If it was all "oh well, a player cost £50m and he's crap but at least he tried" nobody would visit this place.

 

[RomanReigns]

The Keggerman

Sounds like a marvel superhero

 

[carolinablue232]

Some people on here are dying for him to make an error.

Not at all. I think some are expecting it. Classical conditioning and all. But fair play. Of the 2 that have played at cb so far, he's been the better one through 2 games.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Actually love Keane at times.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I liken Keane to the Spices of Kashmir curry house from round my gaff years ago.

You'd get food poisoning and be leaking from every orifice for a week and then a few months later you'd kind of forget, go back and get a decent curry.

"Hey it isn't so bad this place after all"

And we'd be all smiles while ordering a chicken balti.

Next morning your arse is hanging out again and you remember why you avoided the place.

Michael Keane is the Spices of Kashmir. He's currently a decent chicken balti, but we all know any day now we can wake up with the squits.

Good summation of the situation. Bit like eating that expired [blank] in the fridge...will it haunt you?

"It's only a 'sell by date..."

 

[jonnyg]

Some people on here are dying for him to make an error.

It's been nine years of this cycle of decent games followed by calamitous errors.

Would love for him to turn a corner but I've been burnt too many times.

 

[Hickson9]

Some world class distribution on Sunday.