Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Thomasc]

Yes Dibling son.

We need a song

He's from Devon
He plays like he's sent from heaven
We love him 24 seven
Tyler Dibling

Your turn

He runs for miles and miles
Got hair like Harry Styles
He’s only got one sibling
He’s tricky Tyler Dibling

 

[dutchblue54]

DM next please

Attacking RB next please

 

[Nymzee]

Excellent player who would be a regular for years.

My only worry is fee, I don't think we have the riches after Dibling deal

If the Jashari fee is anything to go by we’d be looking at £30m+ which I just don’t think we’d have.

 

[Miked1e]

Attacking RB next please

Attacking competent RB would transform us…. This must be our priority now.

Then a DM and goal scoring striker.

3 musts for me before the window closes

 

[Nymzee]

Dani Alves
Busquets
David Villa

Done

 

[chippy1722]

He is very very raw and exciting.

We should have got him before his move from Watford

Everton fans always say we should have signed certain players earlier on, then when we are linked with similar players who are young with potential everyone moans.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Does anyone else think our balance isn’t quite right? We always built on the strength of the defensive characteristics of the team including the “wide” players. I think we might be looking a bit soft

 

[jazzy]

He is very very raw and exciting.

We should have got him before his move from Watford

I think you mean Norwich

 

[PhilM]

He runs for miles and miles
Got hair like Harry Styles
He’s only got one sibling
He’s tricky Tyler Dibling

 

[scd-94]

Does anyone else think our balance isn’t quite right? We always built on the strength of the defensive characteristics of the team including the “wide” players. I think we might be looking a bit soft

Yeah, maybe a little. It's why I wasn't totally convinced by the Douglas Luiz links. Good player, walks into the team, but think we could do with the centre mid signing being someone 6ft plus.

Lining up as Gueye, Garner, Grealish, Ndiaye and KDH for example does feel a little lightweight.

We're fine in that regard in defence and up front though.

 

[MondayHater]

Hessss from Southampton, he only cost 40 million, and we thought we may over paid so we were quibbling, Tyllleeerrr Dibblinggggg

 

[14_dollars]

He runs for miles and miles
Got hair like Harry Styles
He’s only got one sibling
He’s tricky Tyler Dibling

Not bad.

I’ve penned a slightly longer version:

From the Solent’s tide, where saints are made,
A youngster rose through Southampton’s shade.
Fleet of foot and sharp of mind,
With every feint the crowd aligned.

Whispers grew of a skilful flame,
A boy whose boots outpaced his name.
The deal was long, the papers slow,
But talent waits, and rivers flow.

Now Merseyside awaits the spark,
Goodison’s roar, the Toffees’ mark.
In blue he’ll craft his rising song,
Among the bold where dreams belong.

A chapter ends, another starts,
He carries hope in Everton hearts.
And should the journey twist or bend,
The ball will find his feet again.

Apologies for the Goodison reference - couldn’t fit Hill Dickinson Bramley Moore Dock.

 

[Mr Happy]

Not bad.

I’ve penned a slightly longer version:

From the Solent’s tide, where saints are made,
A youngster rose through Southampton’s shade.
Fleet of foot and sharp of mind,
With every feint the crowd aligned.

Whispers grew of a skilful flame,
A boy whose boots outpaced his name.
The deal was long, the papers slow,
But talent waits, and rivers flow.

Now Merseyside awaits the spark,
Goodison’s roar, the Toffees’ mark.
In blue he’ll craft his rising song,
Among the bold where dreams belong.

A chapter ends, another starts,
He carries hope in Everton hearts.
And should the journey twist or bend,
The ball will find his feet again.

You ? Or some LLM ?

 

[14_dollars]

You ? Or some LLM ?

Haha what a scandalous accusation!

 

[Thomasc]

Not bad.

I’ve penned a slightly longer version:

From the Solent’s tide, where saints are made,
A youngster rose through Southampton’s shade.
Fleet of foot and sharp of mind,
With every feint the crowd aligned.

Whispers grew of a skilful flame,
A boy whose boots outpaced his name.
The deal was long, the papers slow,
But talent waits, and rivers flow.

Now Merseyside awaits the spark,
Goodison’s roar, the Toffees’ mark.
In blue he’ll craft his rising song,
Among the bold where dreams belong.

A chapter ends, another starts,
He carries hope in Everton hearts.
And should the journey twist or bend,
The ball will find his feet again.

Apologies for the Goodison reference - couldn’t fit Hill Dickinson Bramley Moore Dock.

To the tune of?