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Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

That'd read fine if we hadn't heard it all before, most of the time it ends in 'we tried' and 'the lights are going out now at Finch Farm'
There was one year, not that long ago if my memory isn't deceiving me (entirely possible), when Sky couldn't even be arsed sending a reporter to FF on transfer deadline day. We've been a meme club now for so long it's ceased to be funny. Still, we've always got purple dildo day to look back fondly upon.
 

10 days to sign 3 or 4 players ready to go into the first team and elevate this boring and uninspiring nothingness. A complete dereliction of duty for numerous individuals on our board and, potentially, the manager.

Teams like Villa and Newcastle bypassed us a few years ago now. Now it's the turn of mighty teams like Forest (been in the Championship for years), Bournemouth, Brighton, and Brentford to do the same. 53k seater stadium means absolutely nothing when you're in 14th place in the league again. No risks are currently being taken when clearly they need to give this a go whilst being conscious of PSR/FFP.

Forest are signing players with European pedigree, we're looking at young right backs from Norwich and wingers from Southampton and still can't get them done. Our poster boy for the season is only on loan. Our first game of the season was an embarrassment. A promoted team humiliated us with their effort and dynamism whilst we had a team with the very definition of square pegs in round holes.

10 days to sort this out - who really thinks they will do it?

brighton brentford and bournemouth
and fulham past us a few years ago

we’re have you been
 


There was one year, not that long ago if my memory isn't deceiving me (entirely possible), when Sky couldn't even be arsed sending a reporter to FF on transfer deadline day. We've been a meme club now for so long it's ceased to be funny. Still, we've always got purple dildo day to look back fondly upon.
Right.

Thanks for this, because I took exception (good eh!) to Moyes holding a gun here, I wanted it shopping with this thing...

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But on finding this pic, I got sidetracked with another reporter and football fan incident, from Italy.

Everything is suddenly right with the world. Enjoy.


timing.
 

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